I have to say they have a great underground scene.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.
It won't stop telling me jokes.
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
Avogadros
since he is good at catching snitches
Apparently they all look the same and I should have left it in the yard.
Guac-a-mole
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.
"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"
The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.
"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"
The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.
"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"
Beverly Holes! (That's where I want to beeee)
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
Molasses
Doctor: I'm a Dermatologist, not a veterinarian.
They both live underground except for the eagle
Panama Canal
But I don't know if you would dig it.
However, the mole couldn't reach them from the high trees and he struggled to climb them. Luckily, there was a tall giraffe who offered to help and got the oranges down for the mole.
The mole would go up to the giraffe every morning and ask him for some oranges. The giraffe would happily oblige but little by little he would get more irritated. One day, the giraffe finally got mad and told the mole to see the badger who could make a tool to help him get the oranges down from the tree.
The mole trundled over to the badger and asked him to make him a tool to help with the orange problem. The badger happily agreed to help and went into his shed. For a few days after: cutting, grinding and sawing could be heard coming from his shed when he finally emerged with a 4-pointed tool. He then proceeded to demonstrate the 4-point tool by sticking it into an orange and allowing the juice from which to drain down the arm of the tool.
The mole was extremely happy and excited by his new magnificent 4-point tool and showed everyone it's amazing capabilities. After a while, however, he realised he had shown it to pretty much everyone. Then he remembered the black cat resting under the oak tree. So he walked over to the tree and tried to show the black cat the 4-point tool. The cat said he couldn't see it properly and asked the mole to come closer. The mole took a few steps forward. Again, the black cat requested the mole to come closer and the mole cautiously stepped closer. Finally the black cat lunged forward and ate the 4-point tool.
The mole couldn't believe it and exclaimed, "Why did you do that?"
To which the black cat replied, "Oh haven't you heard? I am a 4-point tool eater Jaguar!"
http://imgur.com/gallery/vNoFX
Guac-a-mole
The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.
Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.
Take away his shovel
Whackamoley.
...when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, "In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!"
Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.
When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, "O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!" Baby mole comes up next and says, "I can smell eggs and bacon!"
Father mole follows behind and says, "Funny, all I can smell is molasses!"
A daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. One day the daddy mole popped his head out of the ground and said, "I smell cookies!" The momma mole squeezed through the opening of the hole next to daddy mole and said, "I smell ice cream!" The baby mole tried popping out of the hole, but couldn't squeeze between his parents. He said, "All I smell is molasses..."
Whackamole
Guacamole
Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. “Mmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. “I smell butter.”
Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. “I smell sugar!”
Brother Mole is next. “Mmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.
Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says “All I smell is molasses.”
Turns out I have skin prancer
Molasses.
just saw this one here and spit out my water https://www.instagram.com/p/-z5Bn4sUi2/
When the tests came back he said: "There be nine." Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.
"I wouldn't worry about it," said the doctor, "They're benign."
"Count 'em again doc," said the pirate, "You'll find there be ten."
So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?
It's growing on me
I need your help Reddit, I need the most punny names for a mole. "Molezart", "Tootsie mole" etc.
Call out specialist Avogadro at 602-1023
but it's really started to grow on me.
To which I replied: "Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it."
Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.
Avocado's number!
On October 23 (6.02x10^23) in my chem class we celebrate mole day. You have to make a project revolving around a mole pun. This year I did MoleDemort and printed a life size Voldemort with a mole head, but I'm out of ideas for Chem 2 AP next year. Want to get ideas early on, any suggestions? Some examples already taken that I don't want to repeat: Darth Mole Moleverine
I will add more as I remember, or if you come up with one that's already done.
Thanks in advance.
Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.
Molasses.
The second mole crawled out of the hole and said:
"I smell strawberries!"
The third mole crawled out of the hole and said:
