I need mole puns

On October 23 (6.02x10^23) in my chem class we celebrate mole day. You have to make a project revolving around a mole pun. This year I did MoleDemort and printed a life size Voldemort with a mole head, but I'm out of ideas for Chem 2 AP next year. Want to get ideas early on, any suggestions? Some examples already taken that I don't want to repeat: Darth Mole Moleverine

I will add more as I remember, or if you come up with one that's already done.

Thanks in advance.

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What do you call a Mexican whack-a-mole?

Guac-a-mole

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Where do the ritzy moles live?

Beverly Holes! (That's where I want to beeee)

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A momma mole, pappa mole and baby mole were sitting in their mole hole.

The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.

"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"

The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.

"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"

The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.

"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"

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Sherlock Holmes: My dear Watson, you have a mole on your right upper thigh. /r/Jokes/comments/fu4m13/…
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finding knee-mole, third part in the trilogy
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3 moles are digging their way out of prison.

The first mole says β€œI can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”

The second mole says β€œI can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”

The third mole says β€œReally? All I can smell is molasses.”

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What do you see when you look down a mole hole?

Molasses

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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

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What do you get if you cross a mole and a whale?

Panama Canal

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Doctor! Doctor! I'm really concerned about this mole on my shoulder!

Doctor: I'm a Dermatologist, not a veterinarian.

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What do moles smell all day?

Mole-asses

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground except for the eagle

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I really wanted to tell you guys a joke about moles.

But I don't know if you would dig it.

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What food goes best with an arcade game in which you hit toy moles, which appear at random, back into their holes?

Guac-a-mole

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A family of moles was enjoying a nice Sunday morning...

...when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, "In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!"

Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.

When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, "O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!" Baby mole comes up next and says, "I can smell eggs and bacon!"

Father mole follows behind and says, "Funny, all I can smell is molasses!"

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How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?

Take away his shovel

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A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.

The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.

Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.

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There once was a family of moles...

A daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. One day the daddy mole popped his head out of the ground and said, "I smell cookies!" The momma mole squeezed through the opening of the hole next to daddy mole and said, "I smell ice cream!" The baby mole tried popping out of the hole, but couldn't squeeze between his parents. He said, "All I smell is molasses..."

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There was once a mole who loved oranges...

However, the mole couldn't reach them from the high trees and he struggled to climb them. Luckily, there was a tall giraffe who offered to help and got the oranges down for the mole.

The mole would go up to the giraffe every morning and ask him for some oranges. The giraffe would happily oblige but little by little he would get more irritated. One day, the giraffe finally got mad and told the mole to see the badger who could make a tool to help him get the oranges down from the tree.

The mole trundled over to the badger and asked him to make him a tool to help with the orange problem. The badger happily agreed to help and went into his shed. For a few days after: cutting, grinding and sawing could be heard coming from his shed when he finally emerged with a 4-pointed tool. He then proceeded to demonstrate the 4-point tool by sticking it into an orange and allowing the juice from which to drain down the arm of the tool.

The mole was extremely happy and excited by his new magnificen

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What type of mole cures headaches?

A paraceta-mole.

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What do you get when you play whack a mole with avocados​?

Whackamoley.

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A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day...

Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. β€œMmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. β€œI smell butter.”

Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. "Yes, someone is baking,” she says. β€œI smell sugar!”

Brother Mole is next. β€œMmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.

Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says β€œAll I smell is molasses.”

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The first mole crawled out of the hole and said "I smell strawberries!"

The second mole crawled out of the hole and said:

"I smell strawberries!"

The third mole crawled out of the hole and said:

"I smell molasses!!!"

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What do you call a mole that likes avocado?

Guacamole

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What do you call guacamole made of moles?

Whackamole

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Whack-a-mole?

I'd rather guac one!

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I have a large brown mole on my forearm - do I need to get it looked at?

http://imgur.com/gallery/vNoFX

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The doctors found a mole on my arm in the shape of a reindeer.

Turns out I have skin prancer

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I heard that moles could be malignant so I asked my doctor about my two...

When the tests came back he said: "There be nine." Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.

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I'm actually starting to like the mole on my face

It's growing on me

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A pirate went to see the doctor about the moles on his back…

"I wouldn't worry about it," said the doctor, "They're benign."

"Count 'em again doc," said the pirate, "You'll find there be ten."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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5 moles are standing in a line. what does the last one smell?

Molasses.

just saw this one here and spit out my water https://www.instagram.com/p/-z5Bn4sUi2/

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[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

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Best names for a mole?

I need your help Reddit, I need the most punny names for a mole. "Molezart", "Tootsie mole" etc.

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Having mole problems?

Call out specialist Avogadro at 602-1023

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My girlfriend's son was telling me about finding a dead mole near the dam he and his Mom were exploring earlier in the day...

To which I replied: "Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it."

Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.

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My dad was bragging about catching a mole in the yard...

So I ask him, "How many more are there to catch?"

He says, "Oh, about 6.02 times 10 to the 23rd."

Gotta love engineers!

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I should get this mole removed

but it's really started to grow on me.

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How many moles are there in a bowl of guacamole?

Avocado's number!

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My dad wants to know if he should get "this mole" checked out...

He sent me this pic: http://imgur.com/MuXVhX0

For those that don't get it, it's Avogadro's constant, whose value is: 6.022141Γ—10^23. This number represents the number of atoms in one gram of Carbon-12.

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Three moles in a line.

"The first sniffed the air and said 'I smell pasta."

"The second sniffed the air and said 'I smell pasta too."

"The third one sniffed the air and said 'Really? All I smell are molasses"

I love my dad.

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What do you see when you look down a mole hole?

Molasses.

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