A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks in to a bar. "What'll it be?" Asks the barman.

POP Goes the weasel

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One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, β€œYou are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.”

The weasel asks, β€œWhat can I have?” The bartender replies, β€œI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
β€œPop!” goes the weasel..

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Where'd he keep the weasel
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A weasel walks into a bar

The Bartender says, β€œWow, i’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

β€œPop,” goes the weasel.

Stolen from @dadsaysjokes on Twitter

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar

The barman says " I've never served a weasel before what would you like " "Pop" goes the weasel

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

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Q. What’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stoat is stoatally different!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What does the sea weasel want after their bedtime story?

"An otter one!"

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender was amazed, he said β€œwow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?”

β€œPop” goes the weasel

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What medal did the weasel war hero receive?

A badger of honor.

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It's easy to tell the difference between a weasel and a stote...

One is weasely recognisable, the other'stotely different.

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A weasel walks into a bar.

Bartender asks what he would like. "Pop," goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Wow in all my years I've never seen a weasel walk into my bar! What can I get you?"

"Pop" goes the weasel.

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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. β€œCoffee” growls the wolf. β€œWater” says the fox...

And β€œPop!” goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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A weasel walks into a bar...

And the bartender says β€˜wow, I’ve never served a weasel before! Whadd’ya have?’

The weasel replies, β€˜pop’.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A weasel walks into the bar. The bartender says wow! In all my years bar tending I’ve never seen a weasel in a bar before. What can I get for you?

Pop, goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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A weasel walks into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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A weasel walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Wow, in all my time bartending, I've never had a weasel come in. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar...

"Wow," says the bartender. "In all my years of bartending I've never served a weasel before! What can I get for you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

My dad and I love dumb jokes and he told me this one last week XD so far I've gotten cringes and dumb stares when telling it.

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A weasel walks into a bar...

Saunters up to the bar, the barkeeper asks β€œWhat’ll you have?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"

"Pop" Goes the weasel

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A weasel walks into a bar, The bartender says β€œWow, I’ve never seen a weasel in here before, What can I get you?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop!" Goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar . The bartender says, β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

β€œPop”, goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar.

β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?”, says the bartender.

β€œPop”, goes the weasel.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œWow! I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get for you?”

β€œPop,”goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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A weasel walks into a bar

The bartender says,

"Wow! I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the Weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œWow! I’ve never served a weasel before. What Can I get ya?”

β€œPop.” Goes the Weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?”

β€œPop.” goes the weasel.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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A weasel walks into a bar

The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?

"Pop." goes the weasel.

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