RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns?
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👤︎ u/gbeats24
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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rat pack:
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📅︎ May 18
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What kind of car insurance does a rat have?

Road Dent Insurance .

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👤︎ u/Gawd_of_oh_Lawd
📅︎ May 24
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Seems weird that rats have 12 nipples

Dozen tit?

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Mar 31
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I hit a rat with my car today

It left a ro-dent

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👤︎ u/Fireballinc55
📅︎ Jan 14
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The leading cause of cancer in lab rats

Research scientists

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jan 16
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Rats are under rated.

Just check your dictionary.

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👤︎ u/phillydog1
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Pi-rats
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👤︎ u/thebestdogeevr
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did the rat say when he saw a bat?

“Oh my!! I just saw an angel!!”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I was dating a gym rat.

We didn’t work out.

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👤︎ u/warmLuke0
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a rat that lost its leg?

A pi-rat

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👤︎ u/hellzdoms
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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A boy had a pet rat, which was sick. But the boy didn't tell his family

He decided to keep a secret

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👤︎ u/DrCopper23
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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How many rats Does it Take to Screw in a light bulb?
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👤︎ u/Teachdis
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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Which song did the brave rat loved singing to his grandchildren ?

"I fought the claw, and the claw won, I fought the claw, and the claw won !"

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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Funny name for a Rat character in D&D?

I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.

Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.

I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!

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👤︎ u/markdeedavis
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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My sister's pet rat died of cancer and my dad tried to cheer her up

Dad: Don't be sad, he lived a pretty swell life didn't he?

Sister: (in tears) shutup dad you're not funny

Dad: You just don't have a sense of tumor do you?

Took a while before my sister calmed down after that, while my dad laughed his ass off.

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👤︎ u/grasisgroen
📅︎ Sep 04 2013
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I wonder how rats fall for rat traps

It's a cheesy setup

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👤︎ u/itsroman98
📅︎ May 28 2016
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Do you know what we call twin rats?

Ratatouille's

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👤︎ u/Chazmer87
📅︎ Feb 07 2016
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So we got two rats for my little sister and my dad wanted to name them.

He called the first one 'rata-one-ee' and the other 'Ratatouille'

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👤︎ u/Smeagol260
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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