Road Dent Insurance .
“Oh my!! I just saw an angel!!”
He decided to keep a secret
"I fought the claw, and the claw won, I fought the claw, and the claw won !"
I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.
I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!
Dad: Don't be sad, he lived a pretty swell life didn't he?
Sister: (in tears) shutup dad you're not funny
Dad: You just don't have a sense of tumor do you?
Took a while before my sister calmed down after that, while my dad laughed his ass off.
It's a cheesy setup