Which US state is best for baby rodents?

New Hamster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moralTortilla
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- Me: why the heck is there small rodents in my drink?
  • Waiter: you asked for some mice!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Why can't rodents be succesful criminals?

Cause someone always rats them out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotYodaAtAll
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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por quΓ© pine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
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What do you call a rodent that fetches sticks?

A lab-rat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
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If You want to replace pet rodents, Which state should you go to?

New Hamster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
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What did the rodent say to the vegan conifer?

I’d rather eat pork, you pine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davidismyrealname
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I taught my pet rodent to chew holes in car tires.

He is now my little "Deflator Mouse".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?

"You ain't nothing but a groundhog."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What rifle is used to kill rodents?

A Mauser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergeantPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call a satanic rodent?

A sinchilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fort_one-e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One's Chris Pratt, the other's a crisp rat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex2502
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call a rodent that steals your dessert?

Pie-rat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manlymanhood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What was the rodent arrested for?

Ratketeering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diatonicnerds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do you call a rodent with a machine gun?

A ratatatatata

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Where did prohibition-era rodents get their alcohol?

The Squeakeasy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerpants
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a rodent high on life?

A Hamsterdam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alltime75
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A rodent has dreams of winning American Idol. His father says

β€œGopher it son”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a rodent that refuses to be used for scientific purposes?

A lab brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Congratulations! You won an implement that cools the jaws of south american rodents

Its a chinchilla chin chiller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AddictsWithPens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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A rodent infestation...

...is quite a mice thing to wish on your enemies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What do you call a rodent drama set in Florida?

Miami Mice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerefordMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por que pine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesston97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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My dad bought a pet rodent from an oceanic country

It was papa's new guinea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexleviosa
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57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...

He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.

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What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?

A chinchilla chin chiller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrell8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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What’s the most monstrous rodent of all?

Chinzilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What’s that rodent doing, taking it easy by the pool,.. it kind of seems to be relaxing its jaw?

It is a chinchilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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I met a rodent who didn't want to tell me his name.

He preferred to remain anonymouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheProgrammer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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I have a large rodent trained to make the best coffee ever...

... it's my very own capybarista.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elnuno
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Where do rodent warriors go when they die?

To Vole-hole-a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatmanIndustries
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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What's a tree rodent's favorite tea?

Squirrel Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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Did you hear about the Turkish rodent who got a job in politics?

He was Burak rat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairyoathen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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Before our tour of the sugar factory, my uncle warned us that it will smell of rodent bums

Because of all the mole asses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasoSwan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Which of the rodents are great at maths?

the Pirats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spageti44
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