My mum is terrified of rodents. The other day she saw a mouse and immediately pulled a knife on it.
"Mum!!! You're going to get us kicked out of Disney world. "
Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie !
But the judge tells him...
" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."
Mickey says..
" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"
What do you call a frozen mouse?
Whst did the church mouse say to the other mice?
Have you accepted cheeses as your lord and saviour?
A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.
Last night my son saw a mouse in the kitchen so he wiped down all the counters and cleaned everything...
Tonight I'm putting the mouse in the bathroom.
What do you call an old mouse?
I bought my wife one of them new wireless mouse chargers.
What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?
Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft
He was charged with being Goofy
Did you hear the joke about the mouse's dinner?
Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
"Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"
"I know! And it's not working!"
I stepped on a mouse by accident!!
Now my boots are squeaky...
I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world
What do you call a mouse that swears?
I saw a mouse on the road.
I can’t even stop that pointy eared tree mouse from stealing my food
It’s safe to say I hate mice elf
I put batteries in a mouse
For some reason I was kicked out of the pet store
What did redditor say when he stumbled upon a mouse nest with 69 of them there?
Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"
Me: "So you can catch a catfish."
We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
By telling it a cheesy joke.
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
My pet mouse, Elvis just died..
What did the mouse use to build his house?
What kind of auto does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?
She was setting a booby trap.
A mouse and an elephant are running together through the desert
The mouse looks behind him and says to the elephant, “look how much dust we’re making!”
I just drew a really cool picture, it's half mouse and half elf
Sorry to boast, but I'm just feeling really proud of mouse-elf
There is a mouse in a German shop
I went on a date with a mouse.
It seems cheesy, but we really clicked.
I never knew a mouse could get callouses on its feet.
Thank goodness for pumice stones!
In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.
They call him Stuart Lidl.
What is a mouse’s favorite vehicle?
What's Mickey Mouse's Wi-Fi password?
What did the mouse said to the other mouse upon meeting?
My girlfriend works in a mouse lab
What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?
What did the church mouse say to the other mice?
Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?
Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said “you can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:
“I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”
What do you call a mouse that swears?
What do you call a mouse that swears
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