What music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumbo44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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Frogs and frigs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZTNB
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What did the frog say to the librarian when he returned his books?

Reddit, reddit, reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terri_Fried
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunshine060317
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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What happened to the frog when he wrecked his car ?

He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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I watched a documentary about frogs

It was ribbeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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What happens when a frog parks illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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A builder asks his son what sound does a frog make?

Rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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What do frogs get high on?

Croak-aine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/195236
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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What did the frog say when it browsed the used book bin?

Reddit, Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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FROG PARKING ONLY

ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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What does a frog say when seeing a hare?

Rabbit! Rabbit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordWolfWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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What type of shoes does a frog wear?

Open toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heartstop56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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How does a Japanese frog say thanks?

Arigatoad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ofek_dab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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How do depressed frogs die?

They Kermit suicide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What's a frogs favourite drink?

Croak-a-Cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greeknicko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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What happened to the frog that hurt his leg?

He was un-hoppy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessCuteButt
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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I just finished a documentary about frogs

It was absolutely ribbiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-bonas-
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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A frog decided to do a genealogy test

Turns out he’s a tad polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohDaddyNo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today ?

His car got toad away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I told this joke to a frog

It quacked him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What drink does a frog order at the bar?

A mo-squito...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discostuu72
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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A frog walks into a bank for a loan.

All he has for collateral is a ceramic statue. The loan officer, Patty Black, is unsure of what to do so she consults with her supervisor; "Oh fine", he says. "It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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What’s a frogs favourite social site?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwez369
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Frog ponds 🐸

Q: How deep is a frog pond?

A: Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svn380
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What kind of condoms do frogs prefer?

Ribb-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdegannes87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What do Frogs say at a funeral?

Rippit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gulpped
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What does a frog do to insult another frog?

Rib it

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πŸ“…︎ May 13
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What did the frog say to the fish

Water you breathing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xace49
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What did a frog say to another frog after it told a joke

That really croaked me up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GordonK928
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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A tadpole turned into a frog.

"Watch where you're going," said the frog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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What happens when frogs park illegally

They get toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/froiman23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What did the frog do when he contracted coronavirus?

He croaked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tradyk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What happened to the frog when it parked in the wrong place?

It got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royaj77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Their middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengoobanana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What sound does a robotic frog make?

>!Ribbot Ribbot!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxblow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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"Why are frogs so happy?"

"They just eat what bugs them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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To reddit, I leave my only Mentos candy with a frog on it.

My last Memento

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoButtHurt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What do you call it when a Goodyear tire turns into a frog?

Leap year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I remember the first time I saw Kermit the Frog on Broadway...

Such a ribbit-ing performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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My daughter, 8, asked me what happens to frogs who illegally park their cars.

"I don't know," I said.

With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"

Dad win there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagle_shadow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Did you hear about the young frog whose grandmother was from Warsaw?

He was a tad Pole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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One day, Kermit the Frog was a little short on cash, so he went to the bank to speak to a loan officer...

When he got there, a woman extended her hand.

"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"

Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."

They walked over to her desk and sat down.

"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"

"Oh, just call me Kermit."

"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"

"Ten thousand dollars."

Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.

"Do you have any references?"

"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."

Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...

"THE Keith Richards?"

"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."

"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"

"Excuse me?"

"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."

"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."

Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our am

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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How do you know that frogs are skateboarding enthusiasts?

They’re always saying β€œrip it” β€œrip it” β€œrip it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnuggleMuggle98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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My friend told me this: What did the pet frog say after you received an F on your test paper?

Rippit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimStaotic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Same Middle Name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why do frogs hate leap years

Cause they have to jump for so long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Why couldn’t the frog get to work

becuase his car got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurrentlyOnJah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What’s a frog’s favorite soda?

Croaka-cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuBjUb1121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What does an antisocial frog say?

Reddit, Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OddSquirrel3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CixelsydDb4d
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What did the frog carrying a hot pot say?

Trivet trivet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wannabereaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What's a frogs favorite drug?

Croakaine. I'll see myself out the door now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/landoon_schelker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I watched a documentary about the noises frogs make

It was ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open toad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CockBlockingTurd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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So a rabbi, a priest, and Kermit the frog all walk into a bar

The bartender looks at them and says, β€œwhat is this a joke?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realswagmb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why did the frog cross the road

Because the chicken was on vacation

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat everything that bugs them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_steal_yo_birb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Frog parking at the local fairy garden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LQuacks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you get when you feed a frog a mushroom?

Toadstool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open β€œtoad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYonko27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What is kermit the Frog's excuse for not recycling?

"It's not easy being green"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoochthemoon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What the frog is this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boon_ashish
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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There is a clear difference between a poison dart frog and a bullfrog.

As if it wasn't obvious enough...

They're two toad-ally different things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecquid-indignius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What's the frog's job at the hotel?

Bellhop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacsantos91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What happened to frog who parked illegally?

... He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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What’s an alcoholic frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What happened to the frogs car when it broke down?

It got toad away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoopdebop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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One time I noticed a lizard stealing a meal from a very hungry frog

And I thought to myself, "What a cold blooded thing to do!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexd281
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why Did the Frog Cross the Road?

To show his friends he had guts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottBIGG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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the land of frogs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilMurloc22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What holds a frog together?

Rivets...Rivets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDoubs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A frog walked into a bank...

... and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His o

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What happened to the frog's car when it broke down?

It got toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackoquack02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?

β€œRibbit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smacksmackums
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My 12-year-old son said, β€œWhen I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”

I added, β€œ...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a depressed frog?

Unhoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I parked my car next to a frog reserve...

Apparently it’s illegal so my car got toad away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Towed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nashvillan615
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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How does a Bull Frog say farewell?

Ribbeye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDCM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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"Kiss me and I'll turn int a beautiful princess," said the frog to my friend. He kissed it...

And croaked because it was a poison arrow frog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What does a frog say when you ask how deep the water is?

Kneedeep, Kneedeep

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What is a frog's favorite tool?

A ribbit gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicramennoodle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What happened to the frog who parked by a fire hydrant?

He was toad away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do depressed frogs die?

They Kermit suicide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

IT GETS TOAD!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjs1023113
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leoninator123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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