Turns out he’s a tad polish
He was un-hoppy!
It was absolutely ribbiting
His car got toad away
Q: How deep is a frog pond?
A: Knee-deep! Knee-deep!
All he has for collateral is a ceramic statue. The loan officer, Patty Black, is unsure of what to do so she consults with her supervisor; "Oh fine", he says. "It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan."
That really croaked me up!
"Watch where you're going," said the frog.
It got toad
Their middle name
My last Memento
Such a ribbit-ing performance.
He was a tad Pole.
They’re always saying “rip it” “rip it” “rip it”
Cause they have to jump for so long
becuase his car got toad
When he got there, a woman extended her hand.
"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"
Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."
They walked over to her desk and sat down.
"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"
"Oh, just call me Kermit."
"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"
"Ten thousand dollars."
Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.
"Do you have any references?"
"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."
Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...
"THE Keith Richards?"
"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."
"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"
"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."
"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."
Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our am... keep reading on reddit ➡
It gets toad away
"I don't know," I said.
With a gleam in her eye, she squealed "They get toad!!"
Dad win there.
Same Middle Name
It was ribbiting.
Croakaine. I'll see myself out the door now.
The bartender looks at them and says, “what is this a joke?”
Because the chicken was on vacation
Because they eat everything that bugs them.
"It's not easy being green"
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
And I thought to myself, "What a cold blooded thing to do!"
To show his friends he had guts.
It got toad away.
I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”
... and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His o... keep reading on reddit ➡
... He got toad
It got toad.
Apparently it’s illegal so my car got toad away.
He was toad away.
"Well doc, there would appear to be a woman stuck to my butt."
Because they eat whatever bugs them
He was struggling with crack-croakain
They eat whatever bugs them
The same middle name.
So a frog walks into a bank, and up to one of the tellers, a young woman by the name of Patricia Wakk. He says to her, he says, “Miss Wakk, my name is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and I’d like to take out a loan. I make porcelain elephants,” he says, pulling one out from his pocket, “and I’d like to open a store down on Main Street selling them. I just need a few thousand dollars to buy the shop. Can you help me out?”
Now, Patricia doesn’t normally deal in small business loans, so she’s unsure on the proper protocol involved, so she calls over her manager and explains the situation to him, explaining Kermit’s family ties and showing him the elephant, to which her manager replies,
“It’s a knick-nack, Patty Wakk, give the frog a loan! His old man’s a rolling stone.”
A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every day!
It gets toad.
It gets toad.
They get toad.
They get toad.
It gets toad.
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
It gets toad!