Frog pun
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What's a frog's favorite drug?

Croakaine.

(Thanks Sam Reigel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
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There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house

This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornedbeefhash1
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Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moiKeshav
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What happens when a frog gets a concussion?

It becomes a foggy froggy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What happens to frogs that park illegally?

They get toad.

Edit: this content is unoriginal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why do frogs taste like beer?

Cause they are full of hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What's a frog's favorite sandwich?

The McRibbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mettaton0H_YES
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proweld7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer

Because they’re full of hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A Frog Walks into a Bank

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"KermitΒ Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patt

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephlied
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Just read a few facts about frogs

They were ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What did the horny frog say?

Rubbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thicklog7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat what ever bugs them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreKs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I see McDonald's has brought frogs' favorite sandwich back.

The McRibbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorScribe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My son's pet frog broke his leg yesterday

He was very unhoppy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What does a frog in Paris eat ?

French flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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If frogs are from Greenland then.......

....... Sharks are from Finland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlock_er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Where do South American frogs live?

Chile Pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikePVT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My pet frog broke his leg this morning...

He’s very unhoppy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What happens when a frog's car breaks?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Herbixx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?

Nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?

Marsh Madness

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did the frog say when he jumped in the puddle?

Knee deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skullchin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Mama Frog was really struggling with her youngest, Little Hop. He couldn’t seem to sit still!

That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.

You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.

Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..

And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, β€œIf you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”

Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.

Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue

They just rib it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What is a frogs favourite soda

Croak-a cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amunethann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Frogs and frigs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZTNB
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...

...but it just requires a bit of kermitment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why are frogs scared of everything?

It’s because cause they’re jumpy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/booooooop123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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How does a frog take off a bandaid?

They ribbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What happens when a frog parks illegally?

They get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What is a frogs favorite music?

Hip-hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdude101010
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What happened to the frog when he wrecked his car ?

He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What's a frogs favourite soda?

Croak-a-cola

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I watched a documentary about frogs

It was ribbeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did the frog say to the librarian when he returned his books?

Reddit, reddit, reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terri_Fried
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do frogs get high on?

Croak-aine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/195236
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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A builder asks his son what sound does a frog make?

Rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Just read a few facts about frogs.

They were ribbiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunshine060317
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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