Salamanders Puns

A list of puns related to "Salamanders"

If a salamander walks slowly does it salameander?
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👤︎ u/Jayrob1202
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call a salamander that asks a lot of questions?

An askalotl!

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👤︎ u/Orion_Levy2
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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How do salamanders sext each other?

"Send newts!"

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👤︎ u/tudorb
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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What language do salamanders speak?

Salamandarin!

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👤︎ u/VortexPower999
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call a salamander with no gender?

A newt-er

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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What do you call a confused salamander?

One that axolotl questions.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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Salamanders are terrible friends.

First they ask a little, then they axolotl.

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👤︎ u/badmartialarts
📅︎ May 19 2016
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Did you hear about the salamander's cousin who broke up a fight between two frogs?

It's because he was newtral.

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👤︎ u/jollyroger24
📅︎ Feb 28 2017
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So a snake walks in to a bar

The bartender says, "How'd you do that?"

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👤︎ u/X-pertNinja
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?”

Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!"

My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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