Because he was mynewt.
nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I Can’t Believe It’s Newt Butter.
The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?”
“Tiny” the man replies.
“What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” “Because…He’s my newt.”
I used to have a pet Newt when I was little, his name was Tiny.
Do you know why his name was Tiny?
Because he was minute.
My dad was out looking at newts in our garden because they had moved in, he turns to me and asked me what I'd name a newt, he then says that he'd "name it Tiny, it would be my-newt"
Gdi dad
He took it out and told us that he was gonna name it Tiny because it was my newt
Because he is minute
That's newts to me!
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
I'm amphibalent.
because he’s my newt.
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
Turned out it was Fake Newts.
Net newt rally tea
One that axolotl questions.
A newt-er
I make my friend and his dad do this one for me all the time because it pisses my friend off.
Friend's Dad: Hey, got any pets?
Friend: I have a newt...
Friend's Dad: Cool! What's his name?
Friend: sigh Tiny.
Friend's Dad: Why'd you call him that?
Friend: ...
Me: SAY IT, DAMN IT.
Friend: ...Because he's minute (my newt).
Me and Friend's Dad: HAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC
Friend: I hate you so much, Fez_Master...
I work at a Nature Park, and today I was working a display about Newts. A family comes up to the display to check out the newts after they had completed a hike through the park. I say hi and tell them a little about newts and how this is the time of year that you start to really see them out on the trails.
Me: So did you guys see any newts while you were out on your hike?
Dad of the family: No, but we were looking more for bolts than newts.
nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I can’t believe it’s newt butter.
Because he was my newt
because he would be minute.
with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?”
“Tiny” the man replies.
“What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” “Because…He’s my newt.”
Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!"
My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
