Newt (name) Puns

My dad was out looking at newts in our garden because they had moved in, he turns to me and asked me what I'd name a newt, he then says that he'd "name it Tiny, it would be my-newt"

Gdi dad

because he’s my newt.

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?”

“Tiny” the man replies.

“What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” “Because…He’s my newt.”

He took it out and told us that he was gonna name it Tiny because it was my newt

I make my friend and his dad do this one for me all the time because it pisses my friend off.

Friend's Dad: Hey, got any pets?

Friend: I have a newt...

Friend's Dad: Cool! What's his name?

Friend: sigh Tiny.

Friend's Dad: Why'd you call him that?

Friend: ...

Me: SAY IT, DAMN IT.

Friend: ...Because he's minute (my newt).

Me and Friend's Dad: HAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC

Friend: I hate you so much, Fez_Master...

because he would be minute.

I used to have a pet Newt when I was little, his name was Tiny.

Do you know why his name was Tiny?

Because he was minute.

Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!"

My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says “What an interesting pet, whats his name?”

“Tiny” the man replies.

“What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” “Because…He’s my newt.”