What is the difference between common Toad and a horny toad?

The former says ribbit ribbit, the latter says rub it rub it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojohn69
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Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs

Miso Horny, as they called it

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So I caught a frog and a toad having a great time in my backyard just the other day.

They were playing a game of croquet.

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I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...

Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.

fun guy
fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeeperson111
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Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.

If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egb233
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I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.

I'm amphibalent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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How do toads open presents?

They ribbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yurgenbeard
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What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
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What's a toads favorite drink?

Croaka-cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What's the difference between a toad and a toadstool?

One's in the buffet and the other helps 'em get there!

(I'm sorry if this is bad. I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing early)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Wah
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Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?

Because he's a real fungi!

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What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.

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Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.

Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.

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Toad truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daalbatichurma
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Country Toads
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illegalEUmemes
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If i toad you once i toad you a thousand times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leelicious97531
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What do you call a baby who morphed into a toad?

A toadler.πŸ‘Œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverHappyGoga
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Why was the toad not able to make it across the road.

He croaked.

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This is toad-ally terrible but...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pushinbombadils
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Toad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikerockitjones
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Toad you so

Did you hear about the new Netflix series all about frogs?

The plot is ribbiting

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Why’d the toad cross the road

Too see his flat mate.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why is toad everyone's favorite Mario character?

Because he's a Fun-guy!

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I heard Toad always hosts the best parties

They say he is a really fungi

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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If you park your frog illegally does it get toad?
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What did Princess Peach say to Toad?

Hey, you’re a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
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Why did we invite Toad again? (x-post from /r/comics) imgur.com/gallery/f49QI
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I never thought Toad was great at parties

Turns out he’s a real fungi

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You guys hear what happened to the 100 year old toad?

He croaked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabidwombats96
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Did you hear about the toad that pooped?

It was toadstool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crownie88
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Toad was always my favorite Mario character

He just seems like a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hagridandbuckbeak
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Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
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What do toads drink?

Croak-a-Cola

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What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit." A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyllabaryBisque
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KwMemeMan
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What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it.

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What's the difference between a Frog and Horny toad?

A frog says, β€˜Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, β€˜Rub it, rub it.’”

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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_solidwarp_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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FROG parking only; all others will be toad.
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