I'm in dire need of some eel puns

I'm playing an eel in an upcoming musical, and I want to impress my castmates with some electrifying eel puns.

Examples: β€’"I just don't feel that spark between us anymore" β€’"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray" β€’"It's quite shocking, I know"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greensylph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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Why dont eagles and eels breed?

Because its eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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This whole thread about a guy who smuggled eels is gold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
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An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?

Because it's eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykooll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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When you're just swimming by, and an eel bites your thigh, that's

a moray.

(I sang this to my kids when they were young.)

(They're in their 20s now, which I consider young.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/startrektoheck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swoholo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Did you know that 3.14% of all snakes are pythons and that 2.71% of all fish are eels?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Found this on an instagram post over an electric eel’s power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timothylam_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What does Dean Martin say when he sees an eel?

That's a Moray

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I went to the aquarium today! I saw many animals... And even an Electric Eel!

I was so shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthony_014
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I am an eel!!!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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When you're swimming in the sea and an eel bites your knee

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What do you call an eel in two relationships?

A polyamoray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saedystic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Why can't the eel and the eagle work together?

Because it would be EelEagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatBarrel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlowWorm23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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You know what kind of eel that eats your eye, like a great pizza pie?

That's a Moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dom-Unit378
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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β™ͺWhen you're swimming and you squeal, 'cause you saw a slimy eel, that's...β™ͺ aqua.org/-/media/Images/A…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoahTheProtozoa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What’s an eel’s favorite song?

β€œThats Amore”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistedmatron7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
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My deep secret is that I'm a were-eel.

Most people don't understand what that means at first. But as my kids say:

"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, dad's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malshew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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What is Dean Martin’s favorite eel?

That’s a Moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee

That's a morayyyyyyy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okthenurl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?

"That's a Moray!" (Say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robneptune
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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What’s Dean Martin’s favorite Eel?

That’s a Moray!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motophoto5000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Next time you eat sushi, try the electric eel.

It's shockingly delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonteCristo314
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?

A hikiko-moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fubo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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Have you ever eaten eel?

You should it's eellightening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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I went to a football game played by eels

The atmosphere was electric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightly_Saltedd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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How did the fish feel after the eel helped him find his way home?

Eel-aided.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekRunner1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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Why can't the eel and the eagle get married?

Because it would be illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twobob815
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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The world's oldest eel died today

"Must've died from an eel-ness"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boopbird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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"Dad, are there electric eels in the lake?"

"Don't be ridiculous. Do you see any extension cords?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladicuss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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A baby eel is called and elver. A baby oyster is called a spat.

Tell your friends. It'll be the weirdest thing you elver did spat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakerz798
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...

That's a moray!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?

It's eeleagle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_the_black_hole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...

...that's a Moray

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