Canned tuna isn’t eligible...
Nothing special tuna-ight
What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?
You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna
What do you call half a tuna?
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke
Do fisherman only catch male tunas?
Or do they also catch Ah-she’s?
Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
Can you tuna fish?
It’s this fun new dance move that is best when danced to the tune of phish!
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?
How do you tuna fish?
You raise or lower the scales.
This happened tonight. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant. My appetizer was a tuna taco topped with wakeme
Singing “Wakeme up before you go go” apparently wasn’t as hysterical to everyone else.
Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
Why did the tuna cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
If tuna had their own race what would it be
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Ran out of cat food, so the kitties got tuna
Now they’re spoiled to the alba-core.
What did the California roll say to the Spicy tuna roll when he first saw him?
Have you ever tried tuna fish drunk?
[OC] How do they open cans of tuna in New Mexico?
Why do chicken and tuna choose to be friends with people that are going through puberty?
Because they're pro-teen.
What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a GLUESTICK?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
Whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a jar of glue
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a tub of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What's the difference between a can of tuna, a piano and glue?
Dad: you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
Son: ooh... wait, but what about the glue?
Dad: ah, I knew you'd get stuck there
What's the difference between a piano a tuna and glue?
Son: what?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
Son: What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there
Dad - what's the difference between a piano, tuna and some glue?
Me: Don't know?
Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a tub of glue
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
What's the difference between a piano and tuna?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
Oh the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
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