I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.

It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What do you call a heroin addicted mackerel?

A smack-erel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippinflappyfart
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Caught a horse mackerel today!

Sounded fine to me though...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmidontcare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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how did the fisherman go deaf?

listening to too much heavy-mackerel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Did you hear about fish Jesus?

Holy mackerel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is the most blessed seafood?

Holy mackerel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A fish store near me was robbed yesterday

They caught the guy. When he was asked why he did it, he told the cops that it was "just for the halibut."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedtired
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Pulled a dad joke in my dad.

This one be a little played out, but my Aunt, dad and I were dining out, and my Aunt ordered a shrimp salad, the waiter brings it out, and it's huge.

My dad: "Holy mackerel!" My aunt and I simultaneously: "No! It's shrimp!" My dad: " Hey! That's my job!"

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My dad's fishing jokes are appalling.

I was telling my dad about my JAWS essay that is due in a couple of days and this is the conversation that followed.

Me: I'm writing out my JAWS essay.

Dad: Ok sounds a bit fishy.

Me:That's a terrible joke.

Dad: Hook line and sinker

ME: Stahp. I can't handle the dad jokes anymore.

Dad: Holy mackerel he's growing up

Me: You seriously can't make anymore up.

Dad: I'm having a whale of a time.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropboy6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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So I dad joked a couple at work last night

I'm a server at a local restaurant. A couple came in and both of them ordered fish and chips. As I'm bringing it out to them, the wife says, "Holy mackerel, that's a lot of food!" I responded with, "Actually, we use cod instead, but it's delicious nonetheless." They didn't realize what happened until I scurried away giggling.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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We have big portions at my restaurant..

I bring the dad his oyster dinner.

His wife yells, "holy mackerel!"

He says, "no honey, they're oysters."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itspbjtime05
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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When fishing with dad

My dad and I were fishing the river across from the church when a huge group of people came out and started getting baptised in the water just a few yards downriver. Without skipping a beat he says "maybe now we will catch a holy mackerel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murse21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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At the aquarium...

Fellow aquarium goer: HOLY MACKEREL!! Me: no no, that's a shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seand90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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Dad got me at dinner.

We were at a Sushi restaurant and I was browsing reddit and saw an astonishing post and I said: "Holy..." My dad pointed at his dish and said: "Mackerel, there some right here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navico1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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