I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

People just say them for the sheer halibut.

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📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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I got home from work and sat down for dinner with my parents. "Wow, haddock for dinner?"

Dad responds "So I take it you haddock-good day?"

(Note: This actually happened today.)

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👤︎ u/Umikaloo
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.

He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.

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📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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