Sturgeon General’s Warning

β€œPlease don’t eat caviarβ€”it’s our children!”

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Sturgeon Mary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceOPancakes
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Did you hear about the fish who grew up to be a doctor?

He now is a sturgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santino1987
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What do you call a medical fish?

Sturgeon general

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I heard there is a recall on Caviar, but not all types of fish eggs are affected.

It’s a sturgeon general warning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellowconundrum
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What Fish work in hospitals?

Sturgeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgat_
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President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team

He’s the Sturgeon General

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
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why did the fish go to med school?

to become a sturgeon

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Hope this isn't repost
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Boat names

Keeping up a-pier-ances

The Sturgeon-General

A fine piece of bass

All I really want is gulls

About a bouy

Gulls don't like bouys, gulls like cars and money

Bass and titties

Little ado a-trout nothing

Please keel free to add your own :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrToastNBake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Whats a surgeon's favorite food?

Pokechop

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Did You Hear About The Fish The Whitehouse Hired?

He's the Sturgeon General.

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One for the Brits

My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."

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How come mermaids are always so pretty?

Cosmetic sturgeons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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What government office is in charge of marine wildlife health?

Sturgeon general.

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My dad and I went to the aquarium

Me and my dad were at the aquarium and spotted a sturgeon (a fish).

Dad: I wonder where he got his PHD? Me: I don't know, but he probably does brain sturgery.

My dad nods his head and we continue through the exhibit.

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Since we're on fish puns...

We took a plastic fish to a marching rehearsal at my university last year. Afterwards, we proceeded to have a conversation that was one pun after another.

"Fish. That is all."

"Just for the halibut."

"Oh for the love of cod, can we not bring this here?"

"Seriously, I will krill every last one of you."

"I'm not squidding with you guys. This scampi happening any more."

"Sorry. I couldn't resist the oppor-tuna-ty."

"You're floundering."

"Why, pollocks! I'm just getting started!"

"Don't worry. His shark is worse than his bite."

"Don't trout my pun ability."

"'Pun ability' my bass! You wouldn't know a fish joke if it sprat you in the eye!"

"I might need to go see a sturgeon. These jokes are killing me."

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Scene of the Crime: Mother's Day Brunch

While we were having brunch, I took a delicious bite of a Smoked White Sturgeon Tartine and said "Mmmm, I love capers." My husband replied, "Is that why you watch all those crime shows?"

He still retells that one, because he's so proud of his best dad joke yet.

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My Dadbdropped this at lunch today. The special was fish.

"What did the fish say after the chef chopped off it's tail?"

"What dad?"

"He said, Call a Sturgeon! "

"Heh"

"Oh come on, you can laugh at least for the halibut"

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What do you call a fish with a medical degree

A Sturgeon

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What do you call a fish with a medical degree?

A sturgeon general

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