Plaice Puns

A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.

so they decided to meet up at one of them's plaice

Know your plaice woman!

I said, "There's a thyme and a plaice for that sort of thing."

I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice

We found love in a hopeless plaice.

But I don't think it's the right plaice to. I feel like I'll just flounder. I'm a dab hand with bad puns, though I'm probably gonna look like a right bass. I trout this'll be very popular. I mean, sal-mon, it's pretty bad. I think I need to tuna bit of it. I should ask my friend Hali-but she's probably busy. So no dice.

but this isn't the thyme or the plaice

Shame that this is neither the thyme nor the plaice...

Just for the halibut.

Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.

but I can't quite plaice it

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I soon learned my plaice

I eventually pulled him over and said "c'mon dude, there's a thyme and a plaice" but this is not it!

I was caught between the rock and a hard plaice.

I just want to make the world a better plaice

A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match

Dad - Do you like fish?

Queue Jumper - Yes, why?

Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.

I suppose you could say I'm stuck between a wok and a hard plaice.

When it’s a Plaice.