Caviar Puns

A list of puns related to "Caviar"

Caviar

Does the search for caviar require a roe boat?

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👤︎ u/TheMcPenguin
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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I heard there is a recall on Caviar, but not all types of fish eggs are affected.

It’s a sturgeon general warning.

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👤︎ u/mellowconundrum
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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What was the name of Marilyn Monroe's caviar-loving brother?

Sal.

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👤︎ u/xylempl
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why do you get less caviar out of a fish with nieces and nephews?

Because it's in a fish aunt.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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I didn't believe my friend when he said he could make a boat out of caviar...

But then I saw him roe-ing it on the lake.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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What is the name for the medical procedure in which caviar is harvested?

Sturgery!

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👤︎ u/Zombywoolf
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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Sturgeon General’s Warning

“Please don’t eat caviar—it’s our children!”

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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My girlfriend is starting sorority rush tonight

Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!

Girlfriend: What?

Dad: Aren't you Russian?

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👤︎ u/Mpvallil5
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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