He was shellfish in the seabed
No, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.
She was shellfish.
Dad: Sorry, im being shellfish.
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
Because they're shellfish.
Because they are shellfish
I have to say it really shucks.
Because they are shellfish.
And I have a shellfish allergy
Don't you think that's a little shellfish?
Pearl Jam
"Awww shucks"
Boysters. What do you call bodybuilding oysters?
Hoisters. What do you call oyster pirates?
Ahoysters. What do you call oyster nuns?
Cloisters. What do you call oysters that live under water?
Moisters. What do you call shy oysters?
Coysters. What do you call working class oysters?
Employsters. What do you call oysters with an evil plan?
Ploysters. What do you call singing oysters?
Voiceters.
I should stop before this gets worseter.
He pulled a mussel.
He makes cultured pearls.
They're shellfish.
But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!
My job really shucks.
Because Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to shuck with
He would clam up.
They were two shellfish
Whew! I'm nacred...
...but I heard the work kinda shucks.
Clamouflage
"Sorry, they're all gone."
"Aww shucks!"
Because im shellfish...
Tell your friends. It'll be the weirdest thing you elver did spat.
A raw bar bairn.
She was shellfish.
Because they're shellfish
Because theyβre shellfish.
They're shellfish
Because they are shellfish!
