I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank

It clawed itself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuchoTornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gsned70
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?

They’ve both been detailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flowersforfrogs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I took a lobster out for dinner

When he saw the main course, he sure looked steamed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luxara-VI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusPajamas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I was driving through Portland, Augusta, and Bangor and was disappointed that I couldn't find any lobster.

I thought that was their Maine attraction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faceless-Pronoun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How do lobsters take their kids to school?

A crustacean wagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octo-bird
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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For the lobsters in the kitchen....

...the sinking of the Titanic was a 'miracle'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear there's no more lobsters in the sea?

There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intrepidity87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why are lobsters bad at relationships?

They're too shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apeszilla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddawg90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why don't lobsters ever share?

Because they're shell-fish. First child due in April!πŸ˜ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timsketchy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....

I have shellfish steamed issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?

A crab on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a greedy lobster?

Shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockturtle22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do lobsters drink in the morning?

Clawfee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnival_k
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call an annoyed lobster?

A frustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCraddingGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What did the clam say to the lobster when it stole his pearl?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfdyl12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!

They’re so shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0wser_304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?

King's Crustation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmytheelf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conbeanaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lind-zayy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why doesn’t the lobster give to charity?

Because he’s shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jthornborrow21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?

Claw-strophobic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floof_sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why don't lobsters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Birds Selling Lobster?

Hawking shells encasing fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLAZEtms
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Where does a lobster keep it’s clothes?

In the clawset!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gupp06
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornChris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abernackle610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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