Stopped by a roadside lobster stand that said 'lobster tails £2' I paid my £2 and the owner of the stand says...
Once upon a time there was this lobster.
I came across a roadside stand advertising Lobster Tales for $2
What a deal! I happily paid. The cashier began, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”
What did the oyster text to the Lobster?
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
Why didn't the lobster want to share anything?
Why don’t crabs and lobsters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
"Will those lobsters share their food?"
"No, they're two shellfish."
Why do people hate lobsters
Did you hear that Lobsters have formed their own political movement?
They're fighting for a just claws.
I took a lobster out for dinner
When he saw the main course, he sure looked steamed!
What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
They’ve both been detailed
I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank
How do lobsters take their kids to school?
I was driving through Portland, Augusta, and Bangor and was disappointed that I couldn't find any lobster.
I thought that was their Maine attraction.
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....
I have shellfish steamed issues.
Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
Did you hear there's no more lobsters in the sea?
There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.
For the lobsters in the kitchen....
...the sinking of the Titanic was a 'miracle'.
Why don't lobsters ever share?
Because they're shell-fish.
First child due in April!😃
What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
What do you call a greedy lobster?
What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
What do you call an annoyed lobster?
What do lobsters drink in the morning?
What did the clam say to the lobster when it stole his pearl?
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
I payed my $2 and the guy says “Once upon a time there was this lobster.”
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
Why don't lobsters ever share anything?
Because they're shellfish
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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