A list of puns related to "Lobster And Crab"
King's Crustation
Because they are too shellfish.
They're all Crushed-Asians!
(Crustaceans)
I confront her and say,
“Hey! You gave me crabs!”
And she replies “Well, what did you expect? Lobster?
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
Roommate 1: these are crab cakes and these are lobster balls
Roommate 2: jeeze, I didn't know lobsters had such huge balls
Roommates 1&3: groan
During notes for a show I am working on, they mentioned something about pots and a character. In this context, they cook crabs, lobsters, and clams on stage.
Me- Well, that will certainly make Sue crabby.
They booed me
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