Swimmeret Puns

A list of puns related to "Swimmeret"

Blue Crabs have specially modified paddle shaped back legs called swimmerets. The legs rotate at 20-40 revolutions per minute to enable the crab to swim.
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👤︎ u/SeeThroughCanoe
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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Blue Crabs have paddle shaped back legs called swimmerets that rotate at 20-40 revolutions per minute and enable the crab to swim.
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👤︎ u/SeeThroughCanoe
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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One of my shrimp started showing a green fuzz on their swimmerets... Advice please. reddit.com/gallery/rpam7n
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👤︎ u/heidthecamp
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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Ok I am now starting to worry if something is wrong with Pinchette. The blue coloration is now on every previously semi clear part of her body, including swimmerets. It also looks like her gut is really full too. Besides that she seems to have no change in activity
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👤︎ u/shit_poster9000
📅︎ Aug 31 2021
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She looks like she has a piece of molt stuck on her back and the eggs are stuck on her swimmerets and she’s trying to knock them off? Is my lil banana girl okay? I swear she didn’t have eggs yesterday. I saw a molt in the tank recently. reddit.com/gallery/rweg2c
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👤︎ u/abp93
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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Blue Crabs have specially modified paddle shaped back legs called swimmerets. The legs rotate at 20-40 revolutions per minute to enable the crab to swim.
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👤︎ u/justinsayin
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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My ghost shrimp gave birth while I was on vacation, noticed her babies holding onto her swimmerets today
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👤︎ u/_snusnu
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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Blue Crabs have specially modified paddle shaped back legs called swimmerets. The legs rotate at 20-40 revolutions per minute to enable the crab to swim.
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👤︎ u/ApocalypseThou
📅︎ Nov 20 2021
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baby getting blown around by mamas swimmeret’s v.redd.it/t93bwnz283571
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👤︎ u/Burshoc
📅︎ Jun 13 2021
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This girlie has a big bubble under her swimmerets; it seems to be bothering her as she’s cruisin around like crazy. Anything I can/should do? v.redd.it/nlalbdq1w0m71
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👤︎ u/itwasobviouslyburke
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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Update (day30): 2 of the remaining 6 amano larvae have reached post larvae. As baby juveniles they develop swimmerets and claws allowing them to go forward and move more like shrimp. Now they go through a 12-24 hr freshwater acclimation. v.redd.it/i8juhdvxok171
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👤︎ u/ElSwamps
📅︎ May 27 2021
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I ID’ed Pinchette as female (species is P clarkii), as all swimmerets are of similar size, and I don’t see the male jiggly bits nor the characteristic spines on the rearmost legs, but a second opinion is in order because my eyes ain’t the greatest.
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👤︎ u/shit_poster9000
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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Can we show some love to this hardworking courageous momma carrying more than two dozens of berries on her swimmerets !
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👤︎ u/TheArray
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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Can we show some love to this thicc momma carrying about two dozens of berries on her swimmerets ?
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👤︎ u/TheArray
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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Amano shrimp slightly cloudy and missing legs. She is very skittish and avoids the other shrimp and really anything that moves. She is also constantly beating her swimmerets. Will she be ok. v.redd.it/7p1jvxwd29m61
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👤︎ u/ItzPayDay123
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Can we show some love to this hardworking courageous momma carrying more than two dozens of berries on her swimmerets !
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👤︎ u/TheArray
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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This females swimmerets are swollen. Hopefully she’ll have eggs soon. v.redd.it/ii17eozs8sj61
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👤︎ u/GotSnails
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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My shrimp is carrying eggs in her swimmerets.
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👤︎ u/donkeyuptheminaret
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Female amano came out of hiding with this weird spot on her side- it also looks like her swimmerets are gone too. Any idea what’s going on and how to treat it?
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👤︎ u/wingless__
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Is she ok? She was berried and I assume the eggs died or something, but now it looks like her swimmerets were cut or something... is she ok?
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👤︎ u/Talen42
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What's the green stuff on my cherry shrimp's swimmerets? Remnants of eggs?
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👤︎ u/chiapet123
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Any second opinions on whether or not my peppermint shrimp is berried? Her swimmerets definitely didn't have this much color a week ago.
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👤︎ u/naturelad93630
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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I witnessed my shrimp moving her eggs from her saddle to her swimmerets/abdomen. v.redd.it/v4dbfj9eyba01
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👤︎ u/Spaz24Wtf
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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Giving the swimmerets a good stretch
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👤︎ u/silverbill
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Caught her in the middle of laying eggs and moving them down to her swimmerets v.redd.it/32171ltoc2c01
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👤︎ u/FishRFriendsMemphis
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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What’s on this shrimp and what can I do? v.redd.it/htgcqzqnvy981
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👤︎ u/untimelylord
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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