Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Goldfish"
Now things are Hunky Dory.
One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Siamese fighting fish are Betta!
Take the g away;)
His mate Mick visited him.
Mick: "I see you have 2 new goldfish, what do you call them Paddy?"
Paddy: "I named them ONE and TWO"
Mick: "Those are strange names, why did you call them that??"
Paddy: "Well Mick, if ONE dies, I've still got TWO!"
Oh no you dropped your phone in the fish bowl now it’s gunna be all wet
But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement
They’re loaded with carpohydrates
“I don’t care what star sign it is” The guy replies.
He showed it to me and said “I made a fish sandwich.”
The pride was so great, I nearly shed a tear.
Holy crap! A talking fish!
My Goldfish: hi.
Me: we’ve met.
Goldfish: we did?
Me: you have a bad memory.
Goldfish: who does?
Me: you do.
Goldfish: I do what?
Me: you have a bad----actually forget it.
Goldfish: ok : )
Me:
Goldfish:
Me:
Goldfish: hi!
Because they’re baked
Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.
One asks the other, you know how to drive this thing?
How the heck do we drive this thing?
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?
One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'
Hey! Who’s gonna drive this thing?
One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
“Do you even know how to drive this thing?”
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
One says to the other “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
“how do you drive this thing?”
"How do you drive this thing?"
"Anybody know how to drive this thing?"
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
"You know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
one turns to the other and says
"I have no idea how to drive this thing"
One of them asks: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
“do you know how to drive this thing?”
One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive"
One turns to the other and says, how do you drive this thing?
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing”
One says to the other? : "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
...and one asked the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
One says to the other: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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