Paddy bought 2 goldfish

His mate Mick visited him.

Mick: "I see you have 2 new goldfish, what do you call them Paddy?"

Paddy: "I named them ONE and TWO"

Mick: "Those are strange names, why did you call them that??"

Paddy: "Well Mick, if ONE dies, I've still got TWO!"

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