23 Hilarious Hamster Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Hamster Puns

- Where do hamsters live?

Hamsterdam

- What do we call a non-pro hamster?

Hamasteur

- Who is the president of hamsters?

Abrahamster Lincoln
- Which website has the hamster movie?

Xhamster dot com

- Why do hamsters eat sunflower seed?

Because they're hungry

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👤︎ u/tianrex

📅︎ Apr 19 2019

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My dog, my cat and my hamster are all annoyed at me because they don't like my new t-shirt.

I don't understand why they are being so pet-ty.

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot

📅︎ May 20 2021

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hamster?

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👤︎ u/ATurtleLikeLeonUris

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?

Have a good wheek-end!

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👤︎ u/Chonkin_GuineaPig

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughters hamster is in serious trouble".

"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".

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👤︎ u/bertrumeballbasher

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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Where do hamsters go on vacation?

Hamster-dam.

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👤︎ u/D3V1L420

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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Where do hamsters go to drink water?

Amsterdam.

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👤︎ u/EveryAnswerIsCheese

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.

I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 20 2020

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My friend said. “I am late. I have to go and feed my baby hamsters.”

I said, “ Are you sure your baby would like it?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 03 2018

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So my hamster chewed through my phone charger last night.

I think it’s fair to say she had a... shocking experience.

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👤︎ u/Yaagii

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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I bought two hamsters the other day. I named them one and two. I lost one.

I'm glad I still have two.

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👤︎ u/meatbag_289

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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My hamster died last night.

He fell asleep at the wheel.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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What is similar between a cigarette and a hamster?

They’re both harmless until you stick it in you mouth and set it on fire.

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👤︎ u/IvoryBeats

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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What do you call an hamster in space?

An hamsteroid

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👤︎ u/geekcommunicant

📅︎ Jul 08 2019

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My hamster got into an accident after licking my beer glass.

He fell asleep at the wheel.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 18 2018

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What's the difference between a hamster and a mouse? You cannot connect a hamster to a computer.

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👤︎ u/syheadafsar

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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Why do you call a hamster that got ran over by a car?

Roadent Kill

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👤︎ u/RandomZiesWG

📅︎ Jul 31 2018

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My son’s pet hamster Elvis died last night..

He was caught in a trap

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👤︎ u/Allsmiteythen

📅︎ Feb 07 2018

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Cigarettes are like hamsters.

They are perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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👤︎ u/Jo-Sizzle

📅︎ Feb 15 2020

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My hamster died last night :(

He fell asleep at the wheel

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👤︎ u/McWomble

📅︎ Aug 28 2015

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How do you call a hamster in space ?

An hamsteroid.

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👤︎ u/o4ub

📅︎ Sep 28 2018

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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam.

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👤︎ u/metalman328

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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