Hamster Puns

- Where do hamsters live?

Hamsterdam

- What do we call a non-pro hamster?

Hamasteur

- Who is the president of hamsters?

Abrahamster Lincoln
- Which website has the hamster movie?

Xhamster dot com

- Why do hamsters eat sunflower seed?

Because they're hungry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tianrex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughters hamster is in serious trouble".

"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Tried taking a picture of my hamster in his banana hammock but he jumped out before I could take it

He did a banana split

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsaustinjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.

I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I bought two hamsters the other day. I named them one and two. I lost one.

I'm glad I still have two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatbag_289
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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So my hamster chewed through my phone charger last night.

I think it’s fair to say she had a... shocking experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaagii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Cigarettes are like hamsters.

They are perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What is similar between a cigarette and a hamster?

They’re both harmless until you stick it in you mouth and set it on fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvoryBeats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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My hamster died last night.

He fell asleep at the wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My friend said. β€œI am late. I have to go and feed my baby hamsters.”

I said, β€œ Are you sure your baby would like it?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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What do you call an hamster in space?

An hamsteroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcommunicant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalman328
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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My hamster got into an accident after licking my beer glass.

He fell asleep at the wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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What's the difference between a hamster and a mouse? You cannot connect a hamster to a computer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why do you call a hamster that got ran over by a car?

Roadent Kill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomZiesWG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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My son’s pet hamster Elvis died last night..

He was caught in a trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allsmiteythen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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My hamster died last night :(

He fell asleep at the wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McWomble
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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How do you call a hamster in space ?

An hamsteroid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o4ub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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