Best Hamster Names Puns

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

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👤︎ u/give_me_my_identity
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 23 2021
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well damn.

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👤︎ u/Papiys
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
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👤︎ u/No-Priority5118
📅︎ Jun 23 2021
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Do you know Yoda had a last name?

It was Layheehoo

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👤︎ u/Pretend-Genius
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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So I named my phone Titanic

Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.

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👤︎ u/Odinovic
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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My dog, my cat and my hamster are all annoyed at me because they don't like my new t-shirt.

I don't understand why they are being so pet-ty.

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👤︎ u/Bbew_Mot
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
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👤︎ u/julzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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👤︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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I bought two hamsters the other day. I named them one and two. I lost one.

I'm glad I still have two.

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👤︎ u/meatbag_289
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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What's another name for an owl beak?

Who knows?

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👤︎ u/priestlyemu
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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Did you hear about the Mormon drummer that married 4 women with the same name?

Anna 1

Anna 2

Anna 1,2,3,4

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👤︎ u/stueyholm
📅︎ Jun 20 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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This is definitely the punniest name for a chippy
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👤︎ u/JessicaFlange
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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When you think you see someone who's name is Will
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👤︎ u/Commercial-Anxiety-5
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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Pun Name for Recreation Program

Sup y’all, looking for some help on a punny name for a Life Skills program. Obviously, “Life Skills” isn’t going to work. Appreciate the help!

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👤︎ u/keehyon
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?

Father Hood.

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👤︎ u/BARGOBLEN
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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When I got a Roomba, I named her Sally

So when she vacuums its when hair-y met Sally.

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👤︎ u/JulieJoy
📅︎ Jun 23 2021
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In high school, I was famous for writing my name in cursive.

That was my signature move.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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The ultimate Dad joke is making your child’s name a pun.

But I’m not sure little Pete and Repete appreciate it.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"

"Ammonia cleaner." She replied. I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ Jun 16 2021
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At what temperature does car engines work best at?

Vroom temperature.

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👤︎ u/VegetarianReaper
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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These days not a lot of people are named Lance.

But in Medieval times people were named Lancelot.

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👤︎ u/ChinaShopElephant
📅︎ Jun 10 2021
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/EmberRose29
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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What do you call an aeroplane driven by a lady named Karen?

A complane

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👤︎ u/darkkw
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?

Curry On Wayward Son.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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My friend’s first name is Colin

and his last name is Oscopy

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👤︎ u/etawong
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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What does a lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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👤︎ u/USEROUS05
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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I named my horse after a sauce

Now Mayo neighs

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👤︎ u/AdamThere
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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I’ve decided to name my son Mark.

That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.

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👤︎ u/legalize-crack
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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"Hello, my name is David and I've lost my ID".

Guy at the lost and found department: "Alright, Dav. "

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👤︎ u/youthisreadwrong-
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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👤︎ u/cREDBARON
📅︎ May 14 2021
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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's the world's longest name?

Miles.

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👤︎ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were watch dogs!

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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I named my foot Trouble

Because Trouble's a foot

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👤︎ u/this_my_lurk_account
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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Who can order someone to impale their homie's grandmother by simply uttering their name?

Pierce Bro'sNan

Aight, imma head out.

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👤︎ u/AbstruseAnon
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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A list of puns I made about a friend named Ann.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

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👤︎ u/DevotionInChains
📅︎ Jun 17 2021
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What's the name of albert Einstein's evil brother?

Frankeinstein

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👤︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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My husband changed the name of our wifi to be a pun of a Will Smith song imgur.com/cFcRxOH
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👤︎ u/ResellTheStyle
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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I named my three kittens Fork, Spoon and Knife. Why?

Because they’re catlery.

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👤︎ u/Connor0388
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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What's the best time of day on a clock?
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👤︎ u/undeleted-error_76
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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What did they name the disorder when they discovered double amputees developed a rare form of narcolepsy?

Legless Rest Syndrome

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👤︎ u/ridethendie
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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I named my horse Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Jun 16 2021
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like.. well, damn!

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👤︎ u/treylanford
📅︎ Jun 05 2021
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