What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?

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Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie !

But the judge tells him...

" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."

Mickey says..

" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"

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What do you call a frozen mouse?

A Mice-icle

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Whst did the church mouse say to the other mice?

Have you accepted cheeses as your lord and saviour?

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A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.

They really clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HauntedHatBoi
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Last night my son saw a mouse in the kitchen so he wiped down all the counters and cleaned everything...

Tonight I'm putting the mouse in the bathroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
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What do you call an old mouse?

A precursor

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I bought my wife one of them new wireless mouse chargers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
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What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?

Disney hurts!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirenofInsomnia
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what do you call a married mouse that stays home? /r/Jokes/comments/j0x6zw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishbaitx
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Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft

He was charged with being Goofy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
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Did you hear the joke about the mouse's dinner?

Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

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"Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"

"I know! And it's not working!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Judge1
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I stepped on a mouse by accident!!

Now my boots are squeaky...

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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat

Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world

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What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgardner1398
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I saw a mouse on the road.

It was a roadent

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I can’t even stop that pointy eared tree mouse from stealing my food

It’s safe to say I hate mice elf

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I put batteries in a mouse

For some reason I was kicked out of the pet store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
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What did redditor say when he stumbled upon a mouse nest with 69 of them there?

Ah, Mice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinK15
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How do you get a mouse to smile?

By telling it a cheesy joke.

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Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessBukowski
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If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?

A feeled mouse.

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My pet mouse, Elvis just died..

He was caught in a trap.

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What did the mouse use to build his house?

Cottage cheese

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What kind of auto does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van.

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Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?

She was setting a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
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A mouse and an elephant are running together through the desert

The mouse looks behind him and says to the elephant, β€œlook how much dust we’re making!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maianotmia
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I just drew a really cool picture, it's half mouse and half elf

Sorry to boast, but I'm just feeling really proud of mouse-elf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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There is a mouse in a German shop

His name is Stuart Lidl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kebabas79
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I went on a date with a mouse.

It seems cheesy, but we really clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egmoneyy
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I never knew a mouse could get callouses on its feet.

Thank goodness for pumice stones!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
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In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.

They call him Stuart Lidl.

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What is a mouse’s favorite vehicle?

A Ford Moustang.

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What's Mickey Mouse's Wi-Fi password?

Disneylan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinkyrocket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did the mouse said to the other mouse upon meeting?

"it's mice to meet you"

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My girlfriend works in a mouse lab
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableFishLegs
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Mouse Trap
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What is the Dutch mouse's name?

Hamsterdam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveNewDeities
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What did the church mouse say to the other mice?

Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelkane911
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Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said β€œyou can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:

β€œI didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0olzero
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What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgardner1398
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What do you call a mouse that swears

A cursor

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