'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
Let's see what you can doe...
We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.
Reddit, how can we improve these?
Moose - I find you amoosing.
Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.
Owl - Owl always love you.
Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.
Skunk - I stink you're sweet!
Bunny - Everybunny loves you!
Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?
Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.
Wolf - Wolf you marry me?
Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!
Turtle - You're turtley amazing.
Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.
Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.
Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!
Raven - Can't stop raven about you.
Turkey - I could just gobble you up!
Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.
Deer - I love you deerly!
Goose - You give me goose bumps.
Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.
Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.
Sealion
It was a Shitzu.
State-of-the-Ark technology
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
The escapegoat.
Frogs, they eat Fly for breakfast.
A hamster.
They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A mooooooose
It said "Neigh"
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Lion, Ass, Cheetah
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
You can legally put down one
She told me they call her the queen advisor
A Cowculator.
Yesterday, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
Turdles.
A laughing stock!!!!
Norvegan!
Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey
I think it was Scampoo.
but had to take them back as the seal was broken...
but what do rhino.
He said, “You bet your ass.”
Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah
Cowculus
A hedgehog!
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
