A list of puns related to "Eukaryotic"
Prokaryotes are delivery drivers, eukaryotes are when you pick the food up yourself.
Eukaryote
Eukaryote.
I work as a salesman in a call center. We were going over some of the more interesting names weβve seen and called. Without disclosing the last name my neighbor said oh, you havenβt heard of βCytoplasm XXXXXXXβ? I answered. The guy is a computer programmer who Iβd imagine changed his name to that unless his parents are that cruel. I start rambling off βCytoplasm?? Of all the organelles in a eukaryotic cell to name yourself you pick cytoplasm?! What about Golgi apparatus, or endoplasmic reticulum?β My manager chimes in βwow you memorized a lot from bioβ I told her I went to college for science shit but βnow here I am making phone calls as a professional, thanks collegeβ to which my neighbor replies.... βI guess now you could say youβre a PROkaryote
And asks, "Eukaryotes?"
Eukaryotes.
I was talking to my coworkers at lunch about people who are vegetarian/vegan for moral reasons drinking beer.
Coworker: "So where do you draw the line? Like, yeasts are eukaryotes too. Tons will die making your beer. I mean, it's practically a yeast genocide!"
Me: "I suppose you could call it... a Guinness-cide?"
Coworkers: ΰ² _ΰ²
So my sister is in grade 11, and on a car ride to her game she was asking myself and my parents some questions about her biology course. At one point she asked if we remembered what the two types of cells were, as she could only remember one, the eukaryotes.
Immediately after saying this, my mom chimed in with "if one is eukaryotes, then the other must be eu-dine-in's". Everybody groaned, but I'm fairly certain my dad was very proud in that moment.
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