What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus


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📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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What did the man say to the donkey?


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📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Science joke build up

I work as a salesman in a call center. We were going over some of the more interesting names we’ve seen and called. Without disclosing the last name my neighbor said oh, you haven’t heard of “Cytoplasm XXXXXXX”? I answered. The guy is a computer programmer who I’d imagine changed his name to that unless his parents are that cruel. I start rambling off “Cytoplasm?? Of all the organelles in a eukaryotic cell to name yourself you pick cytoplasm?! What about Golgi apparatus, or endoplasmic reticulum?” My manager chimes in “wow you memorized a lot from bio” I told her I went to college for science shit but “now here I am making phone calls as a professional, thanks college” to which my neighbor replies.... “I guess now you could say you’re a PROkaryote

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📅︎ May 23 2018
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So a microbiologist walks into a feed-and-grain store…

And asks, "Eukaryotes?"

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👤︎ u/lindleyw
📅︎ Nov 30 2014
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?


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👤︎ u/Spendexx
📅︎ May 20 2015
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This barley made the cut.

I was talking to my coworkers at lunch about people who are vegetarian/vegan for moral reasons drinking beer.

Coworker: "So where do you draw the line? Like, yeasts are eukaryotes too. Tons will die making your beer. I mean, it's practically a yeast genocide!"

Me: "I suppose you could call it... a Guinness-cide?"

Coworkers: ಠ_ಠ

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👤︎ u/PeterWins
📅︎ Jan 22 2016
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Great dad joke from my mother

So my sister is in grade 11, and on a car ride to her game she was asking myself and my parents some questions about her biology course. At one point she asked if we remembered what the two types of cells were, as she could only remember one, the eukaryotes.

Immediately after saying this, my mom chimed in with "if one is eukaryotes, then the other must be eu-dine-in's". Everybody groaned, but I'm fairly certain my dad was very proud in that moment.

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👤︎ u/wonder_gut
📅︎ Dec 09 2013
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