If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname ‘mitochondria’
The powerhouse of the cell
I went to prison with a guy named Mitochondria
He was the powerhouse of the cell.
Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.
They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.
To everyone that knows what the mitochondria is, all I can say is
Power to you
If I ever go to Prison, I'm gonna change my name to Mitochondria
I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
You've heard that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...
But did you know that in October, the frightochondria is the haunted house of the cell?
^(And the mitochondriana is the powerhouse of the stage.)
If you’re ever in prison, watch out for guy named Mitochondria.
He’s the powerhouse of the cell.
If im ever sent to jail im going to rename myself Mitochondria
This is to let people know I'm the powerhouse of the cell
Just like the mitochondria
The generator in a prison is the power house of the cells
Why are mitochondria so unlucky in love?
Because they're incels.
The prison fundraising boxing tournament was on again off again
The warden had to weigh the pros and cons
I'm sick of all these jokes about cell organelles
they just get cilia and cilia
I'm not a dad, but i think these jokes I thought of belong here
Q: how does the mitochondria communicate with the ribosomes A: cell phone
Q: what happened when the noodles were getting everyone wet? A: they had to be re-strained
