Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Autism"
It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement
When I first got vaccinated I couldn’t walk or even talk for a year and a half.
But then she gave it a shot
What's up?
The sky.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
We were listening to the radio when a commercial came on for an event called "Golf for Autism." She turns to me and says, "well that's a shitty prize!"
Dispatcher: Go ahead.
Man: Vaccinations don’t cause autism.
backstory: she works in an specialized autism classroom. And it's thursday.
Her: So, today I taught a kid long division.
Me: uh huh
Her: Yeah, we've been working on it since last tuesday-
Me: That IS long division
My father and I got in an argument today...
Dad: Your mom fought with me because I said, "Women should stop having babies after 35..."
Me: "Well yeah, autism becomes a huge risk if women are pregnant at that age or older. Why was there a disagreement?"
Dad: "Because why would she want 36 kids..."
Long pause and then sarcastic laughter and slow clap.
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