Infertility Puns

A list of puns related to "Infertility"

I can't believe my ex wanted the expanse of open rolling infertile land in addition to my trailer home...

She wanted my mansion and moor!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What happens when you try to frighten an infertile man?

Nothing. He can't have an erection.

I mean any reaction.

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👤︎ u/kiewseedan
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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What is the difference between an fertile & infertile man?

There's no vas deferens, really..

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👤︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Scientists have proven that diarrhea is hereditary

Yep. They've found that it runs in your jeans.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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👤︎ u/moothane
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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I don't know much about starting a family

But there's a vas deferens between fertility and infertility

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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