Pediatric Puns

A list of puns related to "Pediatric"

A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

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👤︎ u/Jay-overthinks
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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👤︎ u/ACSchnitzersport
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why is a Nephrologist like a Pediatric Orthopedic Specialist?

they both study Kidneys (kid knees)

I'm a medical transportation coordinator and have spent too much time listening to medical terminology. Help me.

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👤︎ u/IrresponsibleAuthor
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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From my dad, the pediatric dentist

He always asks his patients what they are going to be for Halloween. If it’s anything related to Star Wars, he asks...

“What would Obi-Wan Kenobi say if he were a dentist? May the floss be with you!”

Smh

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👤︎ u/kinpopdj
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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I Work in a pediatric hospital and today the doctor asked a young boy "Do you eat at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?"

The young boy turned to the doctor and said "No. I eat at school and when I'm at home."

He's going to make a great Dad someday!

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👤︎ u/thatrandomdude12
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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Eye's Have It

I was decorating a bouncy ball usually reserved for pediatric patients to look like an eyeball, cause it's 5 am and I'm bored. Co-worker walks by and asks "Why is there an eyeball sitting on your keyboard" My reply, "Just keeping an eye on things". She groaned.

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👤︎ u/thefvr
📅︎ Jan 25 2016
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