My daughter can't decide if she wants to be a neurologist or a proctologist.

I told her to flip a coin... heads or tails.

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Neurologist said my brain was perfect!

He said it looked like it had never been used!

(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)

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📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you like about neurologists??

They always mind their business!

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What do neurologists hate during lunch break?

Having to deal with little caesars

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What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?

Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.

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A Dad Joke for Neurologists

An obligatory comment about this being my first post

My son showed me his watch. The time on the watch was changing sporadically: 5:24, 12:01, 8:39, 1:44, etc. He said, "Look! My watch is having a stroke!" My response, "I don't know about a stroke, I'd say it's more likely a short in its Trisynaptic Circuit."

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📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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