Neurosurgeon Puns

A list of puns related to "Neurosurgeon"

I dated a neurosurgeon once, but I had to end it.

I think she was trying to get into my head.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?

His specialty.

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👤︎ u/londovir69
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Dogs can't be neurosurgeons

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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You need brains to be a neurosurgeon.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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Did you guys hear about the upcoming medical drama starting a large black man as a neurosurgeon?

It's called "Ving Rhames in the Membrane"

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👤︎ u/Xamadam
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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I dont really like my neurosurgeon

They keep getting on my nerves.

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👤︎ u/BeenjamminR
📅︎ Sep 01 2017
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So, coworker had a date with a neurosurgeon

She said the conversation was pretty boring and I asked why he didn't pick her brain

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👤︎ u/phatskat
📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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I didn't want to have a brain surgery

But the neurosurgeon changed my mind

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👤︎ u/Phlegmaticguy
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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[Request] Trying to come up with punny names for a host at a zombie room escape.

He's an assistant to the room's zombie, a neurosurgeon named Dr. Oxy.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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