Radiologist Puns

A list of puns related to "Radiologist"

‪A radiologist friend of mine recently broke up with her boyfriend Raymond...‬

He’s now an X-ray‬

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.

I wonder what she saw in him

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👤︎ u/steffortless
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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I tried to lie to my radiologist, saying that this was my first time getting an x-ray.

Unfortunately, he saw right through me.

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👤︎ u/CornOnThe_JayCob
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"

Ay poppy

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👤︎ u/Thendofreason
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Old doctors never die they just lose their patience

I had just taken a fall down a flight of stairs and hit my head the week before so my dad and I went to visit the radiologist to gets some scans done to monitor the damage. After the scans were finished the radiologist went to talk to my dad about the results. When they had finished talking my dad came to talk to me with a grave look on his face. Dad: bleedingllamadance I'm sorry to say, they found something on the scan... Me: What did they find? Am I going to be okay? Dad: I'm sorry but.... they found a brain! (laughs until he starts wheezing) Dad: But actually you do have a hairline fracture on your skull

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👤︎ u/bleedingllamadance
📅︎ May 29 2014
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