What is another word for a urologist?

An erectrictian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGuyInJeans
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why did the anarchist refuse to go to the urologist?

Because he refuse to be a part of anything prostate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jig813
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My urologist and I kept joking around during my last visit.

Finally he cut it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What city do the most successful urologist come from?

Yellow Springs, Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did the cop say to his urologist when asked β€œwhat brings you in today?”

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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We received your test results from the urologist...

Urine for a surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsaSnap
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnudmac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Does a urologists have to get a...

PPhD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/separated_fox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Never let a urologist perform laser eye surgery on you

...

You might end up cock eyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumguywithkids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My urologist said that there was something weird with my prostate

But he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColaManiac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I called my urologist for an erectile dysfunction appointment, but they have been super busy.

They assured they'll try their best to... get me in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Urologists are the most self centered doctors;

they're all about number one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bart-O-Kavanaugh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I called the urologist on what must have been a busy day.

The receptionist said, "Urology department, can you hold?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I went to the urologist today...

The receptionist asked me to pee in a cup, I told her that I didn't think I would be able to since I just peed before my visit.

A couple minutes later, I handed her the cup back and proudly stated, "URINE LUCK!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrest_fire78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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First time ever I had an appointment with a Urologist.

His name was Dr. Johnson.

Sometimes life dad jokes you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ibioc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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My Dad and the urologist shared a dadjoke at the worst time...

I was 16 and had found a small cyst (marble sized) in my scrotum. My regular Doc. had referred me to a Urologist, my dad came along "for support"

Dr: Hello, I'm Dr. so and so, what brings you in to see me?

Dad: Well it's my son here, apparently he has grown a third testicle.

Dr: I see, if that's case, the truth is you don't need me, you need to get your son an agent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carbidegriffen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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So I had to call my urologist's office

They told me to please hold :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socool111
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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I spent 40 minutes on hold to my urologist.

She's taking the piss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RafflesEsq
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-smackerel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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