A list of puns related to "Urologist"
An erectrictian
Because he refuse to be a part of anything prostate.
Finally he cut it out.
Yellow Springs, Ohio
Urine trouble.
Urine for a surprise!
PPhD
...
You might end up cock eyed.
But he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
They assured they'll try their best to... get me in.
they're all about number one.
The receptionist said, "Urology department, can you hold?"
The receptionist asked me to pee in a cup, I told her that I didn't think I would be able to since I just peed before my visit.
A couple minutes later, I handed her the cup back and proudly stated, "URINE LUCK!"
His name was Dr. Johnson.
Sometimes life dad jokes you.
I was 16 and had found a small cyst (marble sized) in my scrotum. My regular Doc. had referred me to a Urologist, my dad came along "for support"
Dr: Hello, I'm Dr. so and so, what brings you in to see me?
Dad: Well it's my son here, apparently he has grown a third testicle.
Dr: I see, if that's case, the truth is you don't need me, you need to get your son an agent!
They told me to please hold :(
She's taking the piss.
Because they're all about number one.
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