Chiropractor puns... why?!?!?
Me: So I'm going to a new chiropractor tomorrow.
Him: How much are they charging you?
Me: Oh, there's no charge for the first visit.
Him: Sounds like a drug deal. And they give you... cracks.
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.
But now I stand corrected.
I subscribe to chiropractor monthly
I've got a lot of back issues
Have you thought about becoming a chiropractor?
I heard they get great back pay.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
I never thought my chiropractor would improve my posture...
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have got loads of back issues.
What do you call a chiropractor’s kid?
The Chiropractor
My friend was dating a chiropractor, but it didn't last long.
Wasn't really what she thought it was cracked up to be.
Why was the chiropractor’s clinic called punctuation?
Because it’s a posture fee
i went to the chiropractor with back pain, i didn't think it was that bad. he looked at me and said i have scoliosis, and he fixed me!
How are chiropractors and public relations specialists alike?
One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!
My chiropractor started talking politics today
He was trying to see which way I was leaning
What did a patient say to his chiropractor after him telling a joke?
Does anyone remember the joke I posted about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
What did Huey Lewis say when he visited his chiropractor?
I need my hip to be square.
Why did Freddie Mercury go to the chiropractor
His body was aching all the time
Would you call a chiropractor who loves this job
My chiropractor is a funny guy
I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad
My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
What do frat boys at chiropractor school call each other?
I’m thinking about going to a chiropractor
I just don’t know how far it would set me back
Due to covid my chiropractor sent most of his staff home.
His office is run by a skeleton crew.
I want to become a chiropractor...
And name my practice "This Joint's Poppin"
Why was the pot-head chiropractor getting so much business?
Everybody needed help rolling their joints
If someone lived in Egypt's capitol and became a chiropractor...
... they could call themselves "The Cairo Chiro".
I didn't the the chiropractor was going to help my slouch at all
but now I stand corrected.
Two chiropractors are hurrying to finish lunch.
They had to get backs to work.
Chiropractors are hilarious.
Chiropractors are some of the most trustworthy people.
They've always got your back.
I seriously considered becoming a chiropractor.
But it sounded like back breaking work.
What did the pessimist say after they went to the chiropractor?
Sorry for doubting you, I stand corrected.
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
My chiropractor's pretty cool.
He's real hip and always rolling joints.
Just walked into a pub full of chiropractors
How does a chiropractor improve their craft?
What do you call a superhero chiropractor?
This chiropractors office.
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I’ve got loads of back issues.
Remember when I made that joke about the chiropractor?
I told it about a weak back.
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....
I've got loads of back issues.
My chiropractor is a funny guy
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
My chiropractor is hilarious
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