Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?
Cuz they're trancen-dental.
During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.
“How?” I asked.
He said “Brace yourself.”
I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
Fred: Can you tell me about that new do-it-yourself orthodontist?
Ted: Brace yourself.
Why will orthodontists and nail salons be the first businesses to reopen?
Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.
I found out my orthodontist is a klan member
He’s a real bracist
My daughter has been worried about her orthodontist appointment all day
She tried to brace herself but just couldn’t, so we had the orthodontist do it.
I think my orthodontist is a homophobe
Because he wants all my teeth straight
Orthodontists are going on strike
Orthodontists are going on strike.
Brace yourselves!
My Orthodontist doesn't work on commission...
He only works on retainer.
What do you call an orthodontist who's lost his right to practice?
An Ortho-don't-ist!
How do orthodontists pay their attorneys?
They keep them on retainer.
My Dad Goes To The Dentist
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
My wife said she has an appointment
I asked if she was going to the dentist orthodontist
