Dentist puns
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︎ Mar 29 2017
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What's a dentist's favorite language?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Whenโs the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Dentists always ask dumb questions like โwhenโs the last time you flossed?โ
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︎ Dec 26 2020
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
@my office: 4 yr boy says โwhy did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?โ
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My dentist is having a sale today...
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What time did dad go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
A quote from my dad: โso youโre going to the doctors... but thatโs actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!โ
Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didnโt mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the speaker go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My dentist asked if I flossed regularly
I said yes, you do it twice a year.
Thank you Iโll see myself out
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a dentist agains fascism?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My Dad Goes To The Dentist
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Two Thirty, heard this pun a thousand times growing up in a house of dentists.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What does a dentist call a picture?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...
He always says, "you know the drill!"
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Dentist or vet?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
My dentist told me that I am a royal descendant
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︎ Sep 02 2020
*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque thatโs allowed in my house.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........
Doctor: What's the problem?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Excuse me?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.
Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.
Doctor: Then what are you doing here?
Me: Your light was on.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I need a dentist appointment.
Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?
No, I dont need that many.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What do you call a dentist who doesnโt like tea?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Whatโs the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
"What time did the man go to the dentist?"
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What time do you go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I have an appointment with the dentist at
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︎ Oct 07 2020
When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What time is it if you're at the dentist?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
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