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Dentist Puns

A list of puns related to "Dentist"

Dentist puns
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👤︎ u/tkeign
📅︎ Mar 29 2017
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I hate dentists.

Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.

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👤︎ u/pokebandit91
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothirty

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👤︎ u/eddiespaghettio
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed

To be honest this is pretty demolarizing

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👤︎ u/MyHandsAreOrange
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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What did the dentist say to the devil?

The power of crest compelles you!

came up with that in seminary class

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👤︎ u/parzeen
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?

For a crown.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What's a dentist's favorite language?

...Brushin'!

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👤︎ u/Fantagious
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

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👤︎ u/Piano_Trombone_Guy
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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👤︎ u/Sandyatk445
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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👤︎ u/VentilatedEgg
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”

Because he had Ginger-vitis!

That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!

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👤︎ u/tizom
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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My dentist is having a sale today...

Plaque Friday.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?

The dentist.

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👤︎ u/EcksMarksDespot
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What time did dad go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/Dumpster_Sauce
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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A quote from my dad: “so you’re going to the doctors... but that’s actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!”

Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago

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👤︎ u/Smoopie6
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?

He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly

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👤︎ u/Endersgaming4066
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

[removed]

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👤︎ u/daydrastik
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do dentists and security guards have in common?

Cavity searches.

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👤︎ u/bogtownboy
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the speaker go to the dentist?

Because it had bluetooth

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👤︎ u/Xinkand
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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My dentist asked if I flossed regularly

I said yes, you do it twice a year.

Thank you I’ll see myself out

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👤︎ u/Eclectic211
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a dentist agains fascism?

Anteetha

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👤︎ u/Rockybo22
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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My Dad Goes To The Dentist

When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"

"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"

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👤︎ u/LavaWolf800
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Two Thirty, heard this pun a thousand times growing up in a house of dentists.
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👤︎ u/ewriella
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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👤︎ u/GodNamedBob
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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What does a dentist call a picture?

A tooth pick

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👤︎ u/sgabe1010
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals

They most certainly have floss.

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👤︎ u/deadsea29
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?

John Wilkes Tooth

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...

He always says, "you know the drill!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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👤︎ u/FrescoIX
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Dentist or vet?
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👤︎ u/RogueDisciple
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My dentist told me that I am a royal descendant

I get my crown next week

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*

This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........

Doctor: What's the problem?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.

Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.

Doctor: Then what are you doing here?

Me: Your light was on.

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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I need a dentist appointment.

Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?

No, I dont need that many.

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👤︎ u/Amnzul
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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When did the dentist develop tooth pain?

Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

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👤︎ u/wongonsomanylvls
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis

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👤︎ u/Xero19
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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👤︎ u/Its_J_Just_J
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"Tooth hurt-y."

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtey

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👤︎ u/here-for-the-_____
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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I have an appointment with the dentist at

Tooth hurty P.M.

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👤︎ u/_hipster-snakes_
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/robbergeron
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What time is it if you're at the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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👤︎ u/Realistic-Twist-3112
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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