I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
What's a dentist's favorite language?
When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
My dentist is having a sale today...
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
What time did dad go to the dentist?
A quote from my dad: “so you’re going to the doctors... but that’s actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!”
Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
Why did the speaker go to the dentist?
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
My dentist asked if I flossed regularly
I said yes, you do it twice a year.
Thank you I’ll see myself out
What do you call a dentist agains fascism?
My Dad Goes To The Dentist
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
Two Thirty, heard this pun a thousand times growing up in a house of dentists.
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
What does a dentist call a picture?
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...
He always says, "you know the drill!"
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
My dentist told me that I am a royal descendant
*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.
Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........
Doctor: What's the problem?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Excuse me?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.
Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.
Doctor: Then what are you doing here?
Me: Your light was on.
I need a dentist appointment.
Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?
No, I dont need that many.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
"What time did the man go to the dentist?"
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
What time do you go to the dentist?
I have an appointment with the dentist at
When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
What time is it if you're at the dentist?