Dentist puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkeign
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daydrastik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24
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Dentist or vet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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I need a dentist appointment.

Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?

No, I dont need that many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amnzul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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I changed Dentists after my appointment today.

The last one hurt my fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down

But I just don't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padre_Pizzicato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicSquid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21
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I went to the dentist yesterday...

I went to my dentist yesterday, and after about a half an hour of cleaning and filling I finally could go home. Before I left he stopped me and said,

"Hey man, you better lay off the sweets, you'll get cavities."

I scoffed and replied, "I'll be fine doc."

Today I took a bite into my third chocolate bar and suddenly a jolt of pain shot from my tooth,

"OW MOTHERFU--"

I went to the dentist again, running inside. He turned to me and smirked,

"The tooth hurts, doesn't it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatNamedCheete
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!

Woman: I’m here for a smear test

Dentist: oh that’s next door!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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I literally have a dentist appointment at...

Toof hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byrnie1985
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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Wich dentist makes the most mistakes

Incidentist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaasballetje95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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When is it time to see the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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I dad jokes my dentist while she was actively working on me.

Scene- Me, at dentist, having teeth removed. She was having a bit of trouble with some of them and this was while she had instruments in my mouth. There's some pain after maximum amount of anesthetic she can give me. Asks me how I'm doing.

Me- There is some pain in the teeth after numbing but it isn't anything I can handle.

Dentist- Last time you were here we didn't have a problem but this time your teeth are being a major pain in the butt.

Me- My teeth are a pain in the butt? No wonder people say I talk out of my ass way too much.

She had to stop for a bit to finish laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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What would Bob Ross be called if he was a dentist?

Bob Floss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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Dentists can lie,

but they must tell the tooth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What is a dentists favorite trophy?

A little plaque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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My dentist promised me he won't expose any of my treatments...

He said they're all confidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcslater
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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What time in the day do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bleedingoxide
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hennymy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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A man went to the dentist

The man receives his test results from the dentist, the man looks down, visibly upset. the dentist asks: "Is everything okay, sir?" the man looks up, sighs, and says "the tooth hurts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsaver3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...

He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yogisogoth
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blandlemon
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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At what time do you go to the dentist?

Toothurty

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πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What nationality is your dentist?

Brussian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/really-mean-goose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-

We all have our floss.

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Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.

I told them β€œNein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob0128
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbadxampl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?

They fought tooth and nail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notonweed
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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When is the best time to visit the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebih
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I have a dentist appointment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admiral_Wiggles31
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My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."

"...have plaque on your wall?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I said yes to my dentist wife

She accepted me with all my floss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtsuKotsu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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they called him the king of the dentists

because he specialized in crowns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnybert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I like my dentist so much...

I gave him a little plaque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What do you call your foreign dentist who messed up?

Accent dental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomyaxis
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...

...Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxroxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My dentist sold his socks after checking my teeth

he had incisor information

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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When should you go to the dentist

at two-thirty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sea_For
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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At my dentist's clinic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealJeemboo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

She broke her crown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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At the dentist's office the other day....

Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."

Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I'm just writing a joke about dentists

Brace yourselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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At what hour do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pol_lesa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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0.09 out of 0.1 Dentists Approve

Son: Dad why is the statistics in decimal?

Dad: Cause they've got a point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My dentist apologized for using wax on my cavity.

No hard fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5parky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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What is the best time to visit a dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth

Is it acci-dental?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?

An accidentist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmixx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I was worried my dentist wouldn’t clean my teeth properly.

Every wall in his his office was covered in plaque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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When's a dentist's busiest appointment time?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated.. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I've been to the dentist so many times,

I know the drill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ster57
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Time to go to the dentist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Pffft dentists
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoDatBoiiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Why did the dentist randomly start dancing?

She was showing her patient how to floss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/candy2598
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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...but what time do you *leave* the dentist's?

2:39

tooth hurty? Nein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Writhyn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I asked the dentist why he was such a big fan of Fortnite

"Its because it taught kids how to floss"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TigerCaptain_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weaponG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I don't like my dentist

he messes with my fillings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Seen at a dentist's office
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What did Jack Nicholson say to the bad dentist?

You can't handle the tooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admadguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?

It was trans-send-dental-mediation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Had some dental work done today. Dentist gave me the anesthetic and asked how my mouth felt.

"Just swell!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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When is the best time of day to see a dentist?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyGuiltyLife
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What time should you go to the Dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hnCart3rMars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wampzi
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth

It was accidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaksev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What time do i go to the dentist?

At 2:30.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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