Dentist puns
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What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?
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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hayeshilton
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At what time do you go to the dentist?

Toothurty

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blandlemon
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I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...

He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".

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What nationality is your dentist?

Brussian

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Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.

I told them โ€œNein, out of tin.โ€ Dentists agreed.

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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrbadxampl
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My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-

We all have our floss.

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My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."

"...have plaque on your wall?"

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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?

They fought tooth and nail

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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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When is the best time to visit the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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What do you call your foreign dentist who messed up?

Accent dental

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I said yes to my dentist wife

She accepted me with all my floss.

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I like my dentist so much...

I gave him a little plaque

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/owarner40
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they called him the king of the dentists

because he specialized in crowns

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/funnybert
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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I have a dentist appointment.
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My dentist sold his socks after checking my teeth

he had incisor information

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Whatโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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When should you go to the dentist

at two-thirty

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Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...

...Tooth pics

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Roxroxx
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!!

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At the dentist's office the other day....

Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."

Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"

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At my dentist's clinic
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Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

She broke her crown.

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I'm just writing a joke about dentists

Brace yourselves

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At what hour do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty

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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
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0.09 out of 0.1 Dentists Approve

Son: Dad why is the statistics in decimal?

Dad: Cause they've got a point.

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I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque

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My dentist apologized for using wax on my cavity.

No hard fillings.

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What is the best time to visit a dentist?

2:30

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I was worried my dentist wouldnโ€™t clean my teeth properly.

Every wall in his his office was covered in plaque.

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If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth

Is it acci-dental?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EternalMotivation
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I've been to the dentist so many times,

I know the drill

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/J3ster57
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What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?

An accidentist.

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When's a dentist's busiest appointment time?

2:30

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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated.. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
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Why did the dentist randomly start dancing?

She was showing her patient how to floss.

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...but what time do you *leave* the dentist's?

2:39

tooth hurty? Nein.

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I asked the dentist why he was such a big fan of Fortnite

"Its because it taught kids how to floss"

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I don't like my dentist

he messes with my fillings

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/invisible_being
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What did Jack Nicholson say to the bad dentist?

You can't handle the tooth.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What time do i go to the dentist?

At 2:30.

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Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?

It was trans-send-dental-mediation.

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Time to go to the dentist
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When is the best time of day to see a dentist?

Tooth hurty

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Had some dental work done today. Dentist gave me the anesthetic and asked how my mouth felt.

"Just swell!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AskMeAboutMobyDick
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I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/weaponG
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What is a dentist's favourite time of day to operate?

Tooth-hurty

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Pffft dentists
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DENTISTS ARE ON STRIKE!

Brace yourself!

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Iโ€™m really jealous of dentistsโ€™ schedule

They donโ€™t have to go to work till tooth hurty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JimboAACR
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Did you hear about the dentist that fell in love?

He was enamled!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BossunBassunBissun
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Did you hear about the guru at the dentist who refused anesthetic?

He was trying to transcend dental medication.

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To the lowlife who stole all of my dentist's nitrous oxide:

I hope you're happy now!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JadedByEntropy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Seen at a dentist's office
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I broke up with my dentist girlfriend

She always tried to get to the root of my problems and ended up striking a nerve every time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
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Did you hear about the dentistโ€™s girlfriend who broke up with him?

He had fillings for too many girls!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/foxtailavenger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I went to the dentist today...

Do you know the drill?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Q: Whatโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth hurty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NameViolation666
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My 15 year old son had a dentist appointment today...

Wife: can you bring him to the dentist today and stay in the room with him?

Me: why do I have to stay in the room?

Wife: in case the dentist has to tell you something important.

Me: can't I just wait for the report at the end?

Wife: what report? There's no report!

Me: so the molar report is fake news?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HoyStidd
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At the dentist. He says: "Do you have any questions?"

Me: No. I know the drill.

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I know a few dentists who are pros.

You could say they are experteeths.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/U4gotmycheese
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Whats the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two Thirty!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/4DizzleWizzle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I went to the dentist.

I sat down in the chair and he said, "Open up for me..." "OK," I said, "my parents don't love me very much."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth

It was accidental

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zaksev
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What time is it when itโ€™s time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hadleyiscool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/B3arD0wn
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