I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
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Whenโs the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Dentists always ask dumb questions like โwhenโs the last time you flossed?โ
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︎ Dec 26 2020
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
@my office: 4 yr boy says โwhy did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?โ
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What time did dad go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
A quote from my dad: โso youโre going to the doctors... but thatโs actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!โ
Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didnโt mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why did the speaker go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My Dad Goes To The Dentist
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
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︎ Oct 06 2020
*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque thatโs allowed in my house.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........
Doctor: What's the problem?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Excuse me?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.
Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.
Doctor: Then what are you doing here?
Me: Your light was on.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I went to the dentist yesterday...
I went to my dentist yesterday, and after about a half an hour of cleaning and filling I finally could go home. Before I left he stopped me and said,
"Hey man, you better lay off the sweets, you'll get cavities."
I scoffed and replied, "I'll be fine doc."
Today I took a bite into my third chocolate bar and suddenly a jolt of pain shot from my tooth,
"OW MOTHERFU--"
I went to the dentist again, running inside. He turned to me and smirked,
"The tooth hurts, doesn't it?"
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What happens when you donโt go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Wich dentist makes the most mistakes
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...
He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".
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︎ May 03 2020
Iโm the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now Iโm just a disappointment.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What time in the day do most people go to the dentist?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
A man went to the dentist
The man receives his test results from the dentist,
the man looks down, visibly upset.
the dentist asks: "Is everything okay, sir?"
the man looks up, sighs, and says "the tooth hurts"
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︎ Jun 28 2020
they called him the king of the dentists
because he specialized in crowns
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?
They fought tooth and nail
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︎ May 24 2020
Whatโs the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
"What time did the man go to the dentist?"
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What time do you go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I have an appointment with the dentist at
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What time is it if you're at the dentist?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
When is it time to see the dentist?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What is the best time to go to dentist?
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︎ May 27 2020
What time did the man go to the dentist?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a chocolate filling
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︎ May 14 2020
I have an appointment to go to the dentist
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︎ Jul 12 2020
When is the best time to visit the dentist?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
At what time do you go to the dentist?
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︎ May 28 2020
When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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