A man moaned about his aching leg, whilst training for the marathon.

β€œDon’t worry about it” his friend said, β€œit’ll be worth it in the long run”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luko_the_meme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A man recently won a marathon in a photo finish, beating his rival by a nose

In the post race interview he said in a nasally voice: I won because I have a cold. So I was extra runny.

... This was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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