Dentist puns
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︎ Mar 29 2017
What do you call it when you go to an amateur dentist?
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︎ May 21 2021
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ May 28 2021
My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...
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︎ May 21 2021
You know, visiting the dentist is actually pretty... boring once you know the drill
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︎ May 15 2021
Why did the king go to the dentist?
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︎ May 23 2021
How did the dentist feel when he dropped the toothpaste?
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︎ May 30 2021
I'd like to meet the dentist that would handle this
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My dentist looks like my eye doctor
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I was fired from my job as a dentist, but Iโm okay with it.
There was no hard fillings.
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︎ May 01 2021
My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
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︎ May 07 2021
I'm at the dentist for the third filling this year....
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What do you call a dentist that donates his work to charity?
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︎ May 22 2021
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: "Finally, someone who understands me."
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︎ May 08 2021
When's the best time to schedule an appointment with a dentist?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
After I went to the dentist, I went and recorded a gospel album. My mouth was still numb, so I was drooling the whole time.
The album's called "Songs of Salivation".
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What did the judge say when she went to the dentist?
Do you swear to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What movie a dentist doesn't want to see?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
One out of ten dentists recommends...
... that you brush your teeth with straight, undiluted corn syrup.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Who's a dentist's least favourite Mario Party character?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I now know how my dentist feels
Because getting my kid to eat dinner is like pulling teeth!
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you call a dentists defining moment?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
A man went to the Dentist's
The Dentist said: "Wow your teeth are disgusting."
The man cried
Then..
The Dentist said: "Geez.. you don't have to be that sensiteeth."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I was gonna apply for a job at a Dentistโs Office, but unfortunately...
They didnโt need any fillings.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My dentist removed my teeth
That was very demolarising
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What's a dentist's favorite language?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What time did the man go to the dentist?
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︎ May 28 2021
What time is best for visiting the dentist?
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︎ May 26 2021
Whatโs the best time of day to go to the dentist?
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︎ May 30 2021
What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
One time I asked my dentist what time it was
He said it was Tooth Hurty
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What's a dentist's favourite time?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
When's the best time to visit the dentist?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What time does the Irishman go to the dentist?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What did the judge say to the dentist?
DO you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What time do you make a dentist appointment?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I asked my dad โWhat time is my dentist appointmentโ
He said โTooth hurtyโ
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Whenโs the best time to go to the dentist?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
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