A positively transcen-dental pun...
Never date a dental hygienist
They'll never talk about how great you are, but they'll keep finding your floss.
What's the best time to schedule a dental appointment?
During my dental appointment, I found out that I had a lot of cavities
Turned out to be my dental dis-appointment
What do you call dental Xrays ?
What's another name for dental Xrays ?
Dental extractions are immolar
I just booked my dental appointment.
I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.
What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?
What do rappers use for dental hygiene?
I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...
So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...
I'm so sorry..
Getting good dental insurance...
...is like pulling teeth.
A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
I always schedule my dental appointments for the same time.
It’s always at tooth hurty.
Where does Obama get his teeth cleaned? The prese-dental place #michaelporiginal
What does every dental student hope for?
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores.
There will be an express lane for people with less than 12 teeth.
Had some dental work done today. Dentist gave me the anesthetic and asked how my mouth felt.
Why did the dental assistant go to the comedy club?
She was told she was really good at impressions!
My crush is a dental student,
but she doesn't have fillings for me.
Puns about camping and dental work feat. my bestie
If you break up with your girlfriend over her dental work, dies it mean you are bracist?
Posted this poorly this morning. It may be trash, but I think it is original.
What do you call a depressed presenter at a dental convention?
What US State has the best dental hygiene?
Clubbers in Barnsley are using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.
A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'
What do you do after your dental records are copied?
What do you call dental x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!
I got a dental implant today
It's like having a robot tooth. I've named it R2DTooth.
What do you call a terrorist with dental issues?
Have you heard about the Christian Dental Society?
They're a real molars and values crowd
After spending 20 years as a Lawyer, Dad finally retired to pursue his dream of providing Dental Care to the needy...
He calls it The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing but the Tooth.
So help me Gauze.
Dadjoked my dental hygienist this morning
I saw my new dentist for the first time this morning, and the hygienist was going over my insurance with me. We were talking about full mouth x-rays - I wasn't sure when my last one was and she wasn't sure if it was covered.
Hygienist: "The doctor recommends doing it anyway, and if your insurance doesn't cover it, he'll eat the cost."
Me: "I just hope he remembers to floss afterward."
I'm always sure to keep my toothpaste and dental tape separated...
...so as to avoid floss-contamination.
I'm in dental school. Came up with this one while reading a clickbait ad during class
A dentist asked his patient to open wide. What happened next is jaw-dropping
My dad loved it
What do you call drawn out dentals?
My boss is very proud of his dental paperwork
My boss sent me an email with this screenshot, particularly proud of himself. I thought it belonged here.
http://imgur.com/UelSuiV
What do you call dental X-rays?
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
What do you call dental x-rays ?
What do you call dental x-rays?
What do you call dental x-rays??
What do you call dental photos?
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