Why did the dental assistant go to the comedy club?

She was told she was really good at impressions!

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📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Dad-joked at the dentist

Dentist: "So any new health problems I should know about?"

Me: "My gums have been pretty sensitive recently."

Dentist: "Okay, I'll try not to talk about them."

The dental assistant and I rolled our eyes and groaned at the same time, while my dentist kept laughing.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2014
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During a recent painful procedure at my dentist's office...

It was suggested by his assistant that I keep my thoughts focused on my "happy place". I said, "No problem, I practice transcen-dental meditation" Not even a snicker from the two of them.

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📅︎ Mar 24 2015
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