A list of puns related to "Sterilization"
Penicide
I said, "no kidding?!"
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
Dad: It’s not URine it’s MYine!
Seems like a vas improvement so far.
The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?
Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.
My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"
Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.
If you want to sterilize
Some cities plan to fight mosquitoes by releasing swarms of sterile male mosquitoes, which don't bite, and can reduce future generations of mosquitoes. That's a good idea and I hope it works well.
The governor of Kentucky plans to fight crime by having prayer groups go to high-crime neighborhoods to pray there.
Those two ideas give me an idea for fighting crime even better: Release swarms of praying mantises.
http://www.tuaw.com/2014/03/14/a-nice-sterile-eye-pad/?ncid=rss_truncated
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