Hysterectomy Puns

The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

I did two tours in Mom and I ain't going back.

Daughter: Why is mum getting a hysterectomy? Me: Well, the Doctor said it was taking up too much womb. Daughter: ... Me: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

I replied - "Shouldn't you get a hersterectomy?"

She groaned, but then agreed that I should post this here...

We were eating dinner and my brother was talking about an old high school teacher of his: "she called it herstory instead of history because she thought that the important parts of the past were about women instead of men."
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"So wait, does that mean she calls it a HERsterectomy instead of a HISterectomy?"

A beat goes by.

My dad broke the silence with "Ginganinja888, where did you get that from?"
Proudly grinning, I say, "I just came up with it."
Dad: "Oh God, even worse."

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Calling it herstory is dumb because history actually stems from Greek and is in fact not a conspiracy to place men at the center of all important events.
I know I spelled hysterectomy wrong, it was to highlight the joke.