I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
My girlfriend said :- You got vasectomy without even telling me . Are you serious ?
I said :- I am not kidding you
A man was very nervous just before his vasectomy...
...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I don’t think there’s a vas deferens.
They said everything would change after my vasectomy
I really didn’t notice a vas deferens
I’ve recently got a vasectomy
And it’s made a Vas Deferens in my life.
I told my wife I made an appointment for a vasectomy ...
But I've told her that before, though, so she said, "You better not be kidding me!"
The first doctor to ever perform a vasectomy ....
.....really got the ball rolling.
What do you call a trombone player who's had a vasectomy?
Is there a vast difference between having a vasectomy and not having one?
Yes, there's a vas deferens.
I got a vasectomy and my wife still doesn't know it.
I just dont have the balls to tell her.
I went for a vasectomy the other day
They made a right balls up of it!
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
My wife yelled, “You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?”
My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
My wife asked my if sex has changed since I got my vasectomy
I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens
I got a vasectomy scheduled for October 31st.
Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.
My friend asked me, “Is sex weird after one gets a vasectomy?”
I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”
Did you hear about the new vasectomy doctor in town?
His name is Howie snippem. Specialist in Circumcisions. He works for tips.
a guy goes to the doctor and asks for a vasectomy, the doctor asks why
the guy said there was a family vote and it was 17 to 1
Me, to my brother-in-law after my vasectomy:
You know what the biggest difference is between you and me? I'll give you a hint. It's a vast difference.
I thought sex would be different after a vasectomy...
There wasn't a vast deferens.
Scheduled my vasectomy today, and my wife will be recovering from our last baby. I’m sure no one will find this as funny as I did.
I had sex for the first time after a vasectomy
I didn't feel any vas deferens
The doctor's price for my vasectomy was a bit steep for me, but my offer was too low for him.
In the end we split the deferens.
I still feel the same after my vasectomy.
At least, I notice no vas deferens.
A southern gentleman shows up for his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo
The doctor asks "why are you dressed like that?"
"If I'm going to be impotent, I want to look impotent."
A man was incredibly worried he’d change a lot after his vasectomy.
His dr told him there wouldn’t be a vast difference.
I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...
I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.
My partner is learning about male genitalia and vasectomies
I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia
I didn't want any more children so I went and got my vasectomy...
Came home later and they were still here...
I’m thinking of giving myself a vasectomy in the bathroom
I asked my doctor if sex changes when you get a vasectomy.
He told me there is a vas deferens.
How did the man feel after his vasectomy?
He didn't notice a vas deferens.
Crossposted to /r/childfree
Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.
I recently had a vasectomy.
The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens
My dad at the hospital (after having a vasectomy)
my dad had these tubes in his nose, with oxygen when he woke up, and the nurse was around doing medical stuff..
Dad: Is these tubes necessary? can I take them out?
Nurse: I can try turning them off?
nurse is turning the medical ventilator off
...
My dad grasps for air
Nurse jumps in shock turning the ventilator on again and turns to look at my stupid father laughing
Nurse: "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
My dad was pretty woozy at the time and still he made the practical joke of the year
Haha! ahh I love that old bastard..
How much difference does a vasectomy make to your ability to become a dad?
it's been a week since my vasectomy and ready to give it a go
unfortunately I came up empty
I didn't realize getting a vasectomy would affect my sex life...
But turns out it makes a pretty vas deferens
I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...
Her: You got a vasectomy without talking to me? Are you serious?
Him: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
Her: You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?
Wife: You got a vasectomy without telling me. Are you serious??
Me: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
My wife and I didn't want to have kids, so I had a vasectomy
But when we got home they were still there
Wife: You got a vasectomy without telling me. Are you serious??
Me: Yes, I’m not kidding you.
How to distinguish a man who doesn't have vasectomy from a man who have vasectomy?
I thought sex would be different after a vasectomy.
There wasn't a vast deferens.
A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she finds out about it, she is livid. "Are you serious?" She screams.
"Yes, I'm not kidding you."
I got a vasectomy so I wouldn't have anymore kids...
But I came home and they were still there.
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