Why did Franziska take Testosterone?

To be Frank.

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👤︎ u/Fall3nOn3
📅︎ May 25 2019
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If women go through menopause, do men go through womenopause?
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👤︎ u/mourning_dove
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college...

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college. Now, Christina likes men with lots of testosterone, and her boyfriend was no exception, but the downside was, he was already losing his hair. "I would do something about it," he'd say, "but I don't know how much it would cost." One weekend they went to a student fair, and one of the campus groups was holding a couples' spelling contest. They were offering all kinds of gag items as prizes; condoms, jock straps, training bras, that sort of thing. The top prize for the winning guy was a hairpiece, valued at $100. So Christina helpfully suggested to her boyfriend, "If you won a bee with me, baby, there's a priced toupée!"

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👤︎ u/romulusnr
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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Grandpa's mind stays in the gutter

Grandpa: What's testosterone?

Me: It's a hormone.

Grandpa: Have you ever heard a whore moan?

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👤︎ u/CisforChicago
📅︎ Mar 12 2014
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