Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Yea, it was pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihateotherpeople
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a snowman without testicles?

Sno balls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom2Tom2005
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but

there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esotetris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles

It's driving me nuts.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a Russian with only one testicle?

Ivor Nokabolokov.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerual952
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Have you heard about the new craze where guys bedazzle their testicles?

It's Pretty Nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.

*Edit: Testable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies

Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarialord9013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts if you ask me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?

Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buddhaplayshockey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I like to call my testicles β€œwonkas”

They’re between a willy and a chocolate factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koto65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call depressed testicles?

Blue balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knucklehead27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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WHAT DID ONE TESTICLE SAY TO THE OTHER?

"We're groin apart. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datastain55
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I composed a long song about my testicles.

It's a balled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My friend with one testicle lost his virginity in a threesome.

That was 2 birds with 1 stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_roosh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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What did the Testicle say to the Urethra ?

There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_Dew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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how much do deer testicles cost?

under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuackEvil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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There were a great pair of testicles that inspired amazing songs

It was great Muse-Sack

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Isn't the tube that carries sperm from the testicle essentially doing pretty much the same job as the testicle itself?

Nope. There's a vas deferens.

(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddesla2
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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My nephew is having his undescended testicle repaired today via surgery my dad says this...

"They are going to go in through the belly button with a pool cue and try to hit the ball back into the pocket" - such a dad joke, but we both died laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2guineapigs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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I'll always respect those who donate testicles.

It really does take balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevenantCommunity
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Have you heard about the 100 lb midget with the 50 lb testicles?

He was half nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slideplayer67
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Do you want to hear a joke about testicles?

Actually never mind, It's scrotally unacceptaball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BEARS-AND-BEETS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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What do you call a chicken testicle?

Fowl Ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aek427
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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I found a bump on my testicle the other day, so I went to my doctor.

He said it was a normal part of my anatomy, and that there's a vas deferens between that and a tumor. Lucky me, right?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.

Pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/please_endme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrxghtyyy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicely-nicely
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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They caught some guy at the crafting store dipping his testicles in glitter...

...it was pretty nuts.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,

It’s pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pale_Society
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukefairs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMango
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty Nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clown0fHatred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tvfmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Have you heard about the guy dipping his testicles in glitter?

It’s pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RymNumeroUno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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